Roger 'Up The Greyhounds' Parsnip @rogerparsnip
Lifelong supporter & Streatham Rovers Football Club Committee Member for Youth, Community & Schools Engagement. I hate Die-in-a-mo(ment) Catpiss more than you. Thornton Heath Joined November 2017-
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Roger 'Up The Greyhounds' Parsnip retweeted
📝 NEW SIGNING! ✍️ We are very happy to announce we have signed versatile midfielder Jack Ajum-Bojet for the rest of the season. Please give Jack a BIG "Streatham Welcome" with the hashtag #HiJackAjumBojet. #SRFC #UpTheGreyhounds
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Roger 'Up The Greyhounds' Parsnip retweeted
Love this photo. In my futsal sessions I play a different boy 1v1 every week. Me and my opponent stand for the #ChampionsLeague anthem before the match. It teaches them #respect - for their opponent but most importantly for themselves too. Then we go at it. Mano a mano 💪💪💪💪💪
Two photos of "yours truly" that appeared in the @SthLondonPress this season which they have finally "e-mailed" to my nephew. First one is when we conceded a penalty in the 89th minute at home to Oxted. Second is when we won a corner kick away to Sydenham in the 4th minute.
I'm still here. I'm still reading all your tweets.
Better start writing the "christmas" cards then 😡😠🤬😠😡😠🤬😤😡🤬😡😡😤🤬😠😡😡🤬😤🤬
Just realised you can "search" for you're favourite foods on Twitter 😋😇😇😍😊😊😋😇😍😍😇😋😋😚☺️😋😋
Just realised you can "search" for you're favourite foods on Twitter 😋😇😇😍😊😊😋😇😍😍😇😋😋😚☺️😋😋
Quavers 😋☺️😍😊😇😍😚😍😋😊😋😇😋😍😋😋😍😇😋😇😍
Quavers 😋☺️😍😊😇😍😚😍😋😊😋😇😋😍😋😋😍😇😋😇😍
I've written another one of my little poems about why I love Streatham Rovers Football Club. It's just a little thing I'm not much of a "wordsmith" so read it if you want I'm not bothered. Thank you to my nephew who came all the way from Bromley to help me do the "screenshots"
I did what I did. "No apologies"..
Roger 'Up The Greyhounds' Parsnip retweeted
Who remembers "Old Sid" Sidney Lamb who used to paint the pitch markings every Saturday morning in the 1950s and 1960s? There he'd be at the crack of dawn on his hands and knees. He only had one brush and it was so small he could almost paint each blade of glass individually!
Roger 'Up The Greyhounds' Parsnip retweeted
✍️ We are delighted to announce the signing of midfielder Lucas Dalton-Bandini ⚽️ He brings versatility & experience to our squad for the coming season 🚦 Please join us in welcoming Lucas to the Greyhound Lane Stadium #WelcomeLucas #SRFC #UpTheGreyhounds #NeverStopNotGivingUp
I "only agreed to" speak to this boy if they printed the things I said about how much I love Streatham Rovers Football Club 🤬😡😡😠😡😡😠😡😠😡🤬😡😠😡😡🤬😡🤬😡😠 WHERE THE F🤬😠😡😠🤬😠😡CK IS IT @BazaarUK???
I "only agreed to" speak to this boy if they printed the things I said about how much I love Streatham Rovers Football Club 🤬😡😡😠😡😡😠😡😠😡🤬😡😠😡😡🤬😡🤬😡😠 WHERE THE F🤬😠😡😠🤬😠😡CK IS IT @BazaarUK???
I want the doctors to saw my body in half from the "head down to my toes" (when I've died) and have one half cremated and sprinkled on the goalmouths at the Greyhound Lane Stadium and the other half buried under the centre circle of the Greyhound Lane Stadium #soccerdream
I want the doctors to saw my body in half from the "head down to my toes" (when I've died) and have one half cremated and sprinkled on the goalmouths at the Greyhound Lane Stadium and the other half buried under the centre circle of the Greyhound Lane Stadium #soccerdream
Roger 'Up The Greyhounds' Parsnip retweeted
We are celebrating the #PlatinumJubilee by launching our new 2022/23 home kit, sponsored by Queen ElizaBET, with a special poem by @rogerparsnip. The shirt is available to buy NOW at bastardosports.bigcartel.com/product/streat… And you can WIN one if you RETWEET + LIKE this tweet and FOLLOW us.
SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT IS GOING ON
SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT IS GOING ON
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Roger 'Up The Greyhounds' Parsnip retweeted
I'm getting #PoundedAtThePumps. We need to do something about it. It's time... to #FillUpAndDriveOffWithoutPaying. Who's with me? 💪💪💪💪💪
Roger 'Up The Greyhounds' Parsnip retweeted
@sportbible No. Even children who turn up to our games in bigger club's shirts can expect a rough ride. No excuses.
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