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@PJVogt The Sellout by Paul Beatty
@p_splashartist immacular conception.
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This is the future we are in right now.
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If I had a bowl of cops and I told you just three would kill a child holding skittles would you never stop crying I can't stop crying
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Jazz hands ruin both jazz and hands
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"We held hands in line the 1st day of kindergarten... How dare u get married n have kids. Do ya man even got a Bugatti? Doubt it" - Drake
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55 years young and that smile still gets me every single day. Happy birthday, Barack. I love you. -mo
@ennui_go also, shoutout to computer programs who prompt you to check your work by asking "is everything ok?"
@chadopitz it's not about genitals, bro. Pull up and ask that truck in a sincere tone how it identifies.
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They didn't call it racism when Clint Eastwood was younger because it was impossible to hear anyone over the German Shepards and firehoses.
Chad Opitz @chadopitz
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Nothing's Wrong @NothingsWrongSF
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Kate Willett @katewillett
61K Followers 4K Following Comedian, Author, Podcaster (NETFLIX, Colbert) - "a perfect blend of smart and filthy" - SF Weekly - TOUR DATES on my website. New comedy special out now!
Matt Lieb?? @mattlieb
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e e bustings @jessethehett
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Allen Strickland Will... @TotallyAllen
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69K Followers 49K Following Instructs comedy @Google | Wrote for award-winning #Newsbroke on @ajplus, TED Talks, @OnionGamers, @WordsWFriends game show
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Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000
291K Followers 1 Following Imagen Seinfeld was never canceled and still NBC comedy program today?
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Jack McCain @McCainJack
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Tig Notaro @TigNotaro
163K Followers 5K Following Official Twitter for Tig Notaro. **TWEETS NOT BY TIG** but by Tig's friends, friends of friends, & charities we love. Tour dates on https://t.co/S3AGRPJkuZ
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