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Don't be mad at Trump for golfing. I hope he golfs every day! Nothing but golf. No time for anything except golfing.
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Oh. My. God. Our latest sketch is up: youtube.com/watch?v=0ByMFH…
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We love comedy but at times dip into drama. Immigrant family, generational conflict… steel yourself emotionally for: youtu.be/QWkGO07aVQM
It's so fitting that this year's Super Bowl is "LI" #alternativefacts
Desperate times call for getting back on Twitter.
@LKellyClyne Hey, Luke! Check out this spooky web video for Friday the 13th: youtu.be/d6vNMeeH1ww
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A funny list from McSweeneys: My Life Reimagined as R. L. Stine Titles. .. mcsweeneys.net/articles/my-li…
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New sketch! The Perfect Bomb youtu.be/rp2Tp1ASauY
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Check out our new video The First Man In Space! So glad we got to debut it at @SFSketchfest. Watch here: bit.ly/1KtrDqc
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Henry david thoreau definitely fucked that pond
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Hey. @SFSketchfest starts this week. You'll find regulars to our stage, @naptimecomedy, @vaginajones, @EffOffPractices + more on the sched!
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I never fall for scams. I am the only person who immediately walked out of my ‘Ali G’ interview
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was putting plastic wrap over the toilet seat. Classic!
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When God closes a door, I open my mouth. It creates a tiny vacuum and God just gets sucked right in. He won't come out till I sneeze.
I am not making this up: Siri just autocorrected “OK” to “regret."
Have you even stopped to consider the futility of your own existence, bro?
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