Rumple Schleppskin @rumpleschlepp

A bio is about life, isn't it? 1st you must have one, 2nd you pretend its important, 3rd... Fuck you I'm trying! #brimlc #flipmovie Right up your alley Joined March 2015

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George Webb @George_Webb

a month ago

🎉 THEY DID IT!!! 🎉 You know what that means? FREE GEORGE WEBB BURGERS are coming! We're buzzing with excitement and working hard to prepare. Please note: Burgers will NOT be ready right away. A special giveaway date will be announced tomorrow with all the details! Stay tuned!

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Rumple Schleppskin @rumpleschlepp

8 months ago

.@MillerLite should be running all these classic commercials.

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Rumple Schleppskin @rumpleschlepp

2 years ago

Cast Tex Kelly from Simplytex on TikTok and Instagram in Deadpool 3 - Sign the Petition! chng.it/RJDrhFZP via @Change

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Rumple Schleppskin @rumpleschlepp

3 years ago

I like that feeling when you walk in the door and their tail is wagging and they're really excited to see you. I had one like that, then she got pregnant by someone else. #whyimsingle @FallonTonight

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The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln

5 years ago

Amanda Gorman’s poem on unity is one for the history books.

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Petra Litty @PetraLitty

5 years ago

@rumpleschlepp @Lights_of_NYC @danny_ashman @Schwarzenegger I heard the full call, even if it is difficult to listen to Trump's slimy way of talking. It still seems unbelievable that so many Americans have fallen for this bullshitter. I very much disliked him since I heard him the first time talking back in the 90ies.

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Rumple Schleppskin @rumpleschlepp

5 years ago

Incase anyone wanted to know why Pence couldn't invalidate the electoral college count which finalized Thursday morning around 3:40am. Heres a breakdown of the voting laws and timeline, that congress had to follow. As of November 2nd, 2020 crsreports.congress.gov/product/pdf/IF…

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NAACP @NAACP

5 years ago

And you thought "Taking A Knee" was too much!?!

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Bryan Behar @bryanbehar

5 years ago

How is it that millions of people consider Donald Trump, who so clearly disdains America and every principle it’s founded upon, a “patriot?”

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Rumple Schleppskin @rumpleschlepp

5 years ago

I hear determination, but the mixed metaphor is priceless.

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💥Robert voted 💚 in '24 @CronoMage

5 years ago

@BernieToVest It would be cool to see these inflammatory clips played in some sedition trial while the defendants sit there stone faced next to their lawyer watching the evidence they handed to us. That is a wildly impossible scenario but it would just be fun is what I'm getting at.

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Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett

5 years ago

"If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it." -Lindsey Graham May 3, 2016

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Rumple Schleppskin @rumpleschlepp

5 years ago

I guess there's a massive Epiphany parade in DC today. " As those in attendance sought out a vantage point, one person shouted, “Which way’s the revolution?” " ...Or maybe not? Thanks for the quote @ELaserDavies and @TheArtist_MBS