Andie @SleepyHazel
Wife, Mother, Sister to None. Ineffectual adult conversationalist mobile.twitter.com/search?q=Sleep… GA Joined November 2012-
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I wonder what alternative reality me is doing right now? 🤔
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Yeah, yeah everyone is fiercely intimidating & in control until they get the hiccups.
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The sols won’t be the same without the #MarsHelicopter. #ThanksIngenuity, for being my partner in exploration from the very beginning. go.nasa.gov/42b77KA
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Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music.
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When I see the word "cupboard" I'm never sure if I'm saying it wrong or spelling it wrong.
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At least the first 6 months of January is almost over.
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I’m exhausted. There was a local FB person who posted an angry rant about not liking people who use “fowl language” & you have NO idea how much self-discipline it took for me yesterday to NOT respond with a comment full of bird puns.
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Girl, same.
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In honor of Charles Dickens I will also be cold and poor this christmas.
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You worked 40 hours this week, so please enjoy the next 48 hours of chores and errands.
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It is important to be thankful for little things in life. Like the fact that the world doesn't make a strange creaking noise when it rotates on its axis.
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Sweet fancy Moses!
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So many performers came to Sesame Street. Stevie Wonder came to play his new single "Superstition" on Sesame Street. And it was absolutely wild. 🔥🔥🔥
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There's a pretty good chance that I have no idea what the hell the rest of you are talking about.
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Can you eat 9 bowls of cereal? Hell no. How about you cover it with butter and salt, add more carbs of pretzels and call it Chex Mix? Count me in.
Feeling awkward and unhappy in your own skin is such a misery and talking yourself down from a near panic attack is damn nigh impossible.
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Kind of want to walk barefoot through a sun-dappled meadow, kind of want to invoke an ancient curse & pull down the sky.
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I wrote a song called "I'm Walking Up a Hill." Here are the lyrics: [panting] [panting] [panting] Jesus H. Christ
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Everyone is awful in their own special way.
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Label: Dry Clean Only Me: We'll see about that.
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