Ryan Walker @ryanwalker22
I'm just a little girl trying her best to make it in the big city facebook.com/ryanwalkercome… Kansas City, MO Joined January 2011-
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Saw a documentary on Cannon Films. I was interested in the premise but stuck around for all the boobs...like a Cannon film. #netflixcreep
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margarita pizza: when you want pizza on a week night, but you're 31.
@kittenpants327 that person is stealing my thunder!
@Dputerbaugh boss in the middle, right hand man and new schlub
With out the "b" bread is just "read" which is the opposite of bread
I think my ultimate goal is to get so metal I can light burps
Why was six afraid of seven? Because that movie is scary.
my nose squeaks (like right now) I'm convinced it's a defense mechanism wimps evolved since it immediately deflates any threatening scenario
A handshake is just a high five in cursive.
The pretentious things I say is, "I don't like labels but the truth is: I don't read."
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My twitter got hacked. Sorry. But I never use this anyway, so, eh
@laserimprovshow sure was, sorry about that. However if you wanted to save money on prescription pills from Canada, I can sure help you out
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@dandi4love I am lol'n so hard right now at this is.gd/avH2cN
@Frankster5594 Yo! That's favorite place. Thanks for having me!
@Heathermahone00 @Imaginedragons @DanReynolds @benamckee @WayneSermon @DanielPlatzman Yo gurl, thanks for the shout out, do drugs!!
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