Ryan Brookshire @correctbehavior
🎹 MD 🎸 writer 🥸 performr 🌙 impostr 🌴 LA 🦉 Sing Out, Louise! @ UCB 🎭 THEE Improvised Musical @ Elysian 🤠 Georgia Tennessee linktr.ee/ryanbrookshire Los Angeles, CA Joined April 2010-
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Ironically, Frank Sinatra grew to hate "My Way" but had to keep giving the people what they wanted. The so-called Chairman of the Board, like some minimum wage Burger King employee, essentially said Fine, have it YOUR way
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i used to have pet peeves then they grew huge, took over the house, & put *me* in the crate!
Life is what happens while you're busy avoiding other plans
Haunt (2019) alternate titles: 👹 Texas Chainsaw Maze-acre 👹 Children of the Korn 👹 A Quiet Face 👹 Clan's Labyrinth 👹 Indiana Jones & the Temple of Goon 👹 Hostel 2: Electric Boogaloo 👹 The Haunting of Hell House LLC 👹 Insane Clown Posse 👹 Face/Off
Something's Gotta Give As Good As Is It Gets Complicated. Mamma Mia!
(in your funkiest George Clinton voice) my pheromones give her feral moans
thirst traps don't work on me, i'm a fucking camel (i hump myself)
most people don't know this but Wayne's World is actually a sequel to the far superior Wayne's Park
coworker described my vibe as "the disaster movie scientist no one listens to" 💀
BREAKING: Podcaster starts second podcast to work through divorce caused by first podcast
me personally? I'd rather be left alone in the woods with a man than a bear. I'd kill the man: one less man in the woods! #ally
I'm gonna leave this world like I entered it: kicking & screaming & covered in goo
I'm a financier I see-yer finances I don't have any, but I see yers
I have the patients of a saint (I kidnapped a bunch of patients from St. Jude hospital)
I plan to die like I was born: at the hands of a man in rubber gloves
imposter syndrome? i wish! the shrinks tell me i've merely got type 2 fraud disorder but that i'm probably faking
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