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alright fuck you too
had a great day of eavesdropping on other people’s conversations at the FAC it was so great i almost got some studying in
my final is at 8AM this saturday. should I a) fuck up my sleep schedule so badly to the point where I become nocturnal and 8AM is evening hours b) establish an elite sleep schedule where i go to bed at 10 and wake up at like 6
bluebloodsbias is somewhere in the corner like
What an acceptable peaceful protest for UT Austin is like:
politics aside, every non-peaceful interaction i’ve seen regarding these protests at UT over the past week has been performed by a cop we need to change how we respond to issues
politics aside, every non-peaceful interaction i’ve seen regarding these protests at UT over the past week has been performed by a cop we need to change how we respond to issues
i been going through it
oh pizza press you have done it again
you will never guess what non-revenue sport this guy is talking about
you will never guess what non-revenue sport this guy is talking about
me when we actually might win the big 12
unpopular opinion this should be allowed
unpopular opinion this should be allowed
me when the turkey is expired (i was hoping it wasn’t)
i still cannot believe the rangers won the world series man my favorite team ever finally won dude i’m so happy
i used to feel bad for girls names Sadie bc i thought it was pronounced Saddie so i thought they hsd to be sad all the time but then i learned what i t was actuailly pronounced oopsies
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Investigators have released a computer generated image of a man they would like to identify in connection with a burglary in Tunbridge Wells. kent.police.uk/news/kent/late…
rapping for 19 minutes straight he absolutely despises this nigga wit every fiber in his being
Kendrick Lamar allegedly has a 19 minute version of his Drake diss track 'Euphoria' 👀
T-shirt protesters smh.
UPDATE: A source at @UTAustin tells me that 46 out of 77 arrests at yesterday’s protest were not UT students.
@ShedeurSanders This is why y’all are winning 5 games lmao
ዋይት ጆንሰን የቬጋስ ወርቃማ ፈረሰኞች የስታንሌይ ዋንጫ የፍጻሜ ውድድር እንዲያሸንፉ ይረዳቸዋል። እድልዎን እንድናገኝ እና ለእርስዎ ጥቅም እንድንጠቀምበት ያስችለናል። ጄሪ ጆንስ እና የሆኪ አማልክት እኛን ለማዳን ተሰብስበው ነበር።
The @DallasStars have tied the series! 🌟 #StanleyCup
My coworker's family just finished the toilet paper they bought in 2020, in case you're wondering who the real villains are