Brianna Bond @sarcasmically
Financial advisor for digital agencies, Diet Coke enthusiast, unapologetic horse girl. Florida Joined March 2008-
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The yearning I have for my hot tub after ten days of living at the farm AND having COVID is… X-rated
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Farm experiment “ducks” is a total failure, for the record. I mean they are cute and I love them but their eat-bugs:shit ratio is like 1:20 and it’s not worth it
The roads out by the farm are appropriately-named, at least
I’m not a doctor but I think getting a burro would cure me
We can build a house at the farm, and this would be our view… or we can have a paved driveway. Can’t have both.
Nothing makes @markjaquith more ready to do sketchy things for money than when our kids buy pre-sliced watermelon
My dumb ass just watched The Conjuring while staying alone in a barn in the middle of nowhere
In Scotland whispering @aarondfrancis’ “you can just do things” under my breath as I stop on the sidewalk every 17 feet to pick & and eat the wild blackberries, like a pasty squirrel
I am awake at 3am in Scotland listening to drunk Scots fight in the street post bar-closing and I have no idea what anyone is yelling but it’s amazing
I source my wardrobe from only the finest luxury brands
I ***absolutely*** mean to brag but my spouse knows Latin *and* fixed my tractor with only WD40 and Q-tips.
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