Jazmyne Sasse Shaffer @sasseshaffer

I do not want to just read books; I want to climb inside them and live there. -Unknown Joined January 2011

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Satan @s8n

3 months ago

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Lake Superior @LakeSuperior

8 months ago

Gulf of America? Fine, I'm now the Lake of Mexico.

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bry @chicletsbian

11 months ago

i have questions for nhlers. here are some of them

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Jazmyne Sasse Shaffer @sasseshaffer

a year ago

Parents vs grandparents: I brought my toddler back a piece of chocolate from Greece. His grandparents bought him a tricycle, a *second* basketball hoop, a new baby monitor, a *second* slide, a new ball, a Tonka truck, a *third* hotwheels track, a new outfit, and two new cups.

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Jenny Doesnt Know @HighlyIngenious

a year ago

My birthstone is a chunk of sharp cheddar cheese

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Jazmyne Sasse Shaffer @sasseshaffer

a year ago

Similarities my cat and toddler share that no one prepared me for: Prefer to eat their food off the floor Perk up anytime a motorcycle drives by Endlessly entertained by chipmunks

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ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt

a year ago

can I say something? if you make a grilled cheese and you put bacon, tomatoes, prosciutto, etc on it… that’s just a damn sandwich. perhaps a panini. grilled cheese is JUST CHEESE and i’m sick of these posers masquerading as grilled cheeses

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Derek Shaffer @shaffer_derek

a year ago

Every empty seat at the Pirates game is someone stuck on I-79. #eclipsetraffic @Pirates

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Pens Inside Scoop @PensInsideScoop

2 years ago

Proper sendoff for the Jake's Shake, which is right up there with Primanti's.

Marcie Cipriani @MCipriani_WTAE

2 years ago

Proper sendoff for the Jake's Shake, which is right up there with Primanti's.

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JJ Watt @JJWatt

2 years ago

The amount of times you go from a seated position to a standing (or running) position rises exponentially when you have a child.

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lil bump stock @m_booker1

2 years ago

if i had a nickel for every time the super bowl matchup was 49ers/Chiefs in an year where the US presidential election was between Biden/Trump i’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

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Joe Frick @joefrk

2 years ago

Rudolph the third string QB, had a rocket arm for throws. And if you ever saw it, you may even say he blows. All of the other QBs, Took the reps and called him names. They never let poor Rudolph play in any football games. Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Tomlin came to say……

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Rob Rossi @Real_RobRossi

2 years ago

Won’t go so far as to say this is worst day for Pittsburgh’s two most successful professional teams. But it has to be among the most discouraging. Should be one of more humbling ones, too. Steelers. Penguins. Yuck.

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Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates

2 years ago

RETWEET THIS for a chance to win 10 tickets and a pregame tailgate for the August 26th game against the Cubs, courtesy of @GiantEagle!

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Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets

2 years ago

I just asked ChatGPT to write a song about Donald Trump going to prison, set to the tune of “Gilligan’s Island.” Amazingly, the app came up with the following verses in literally ONE SECOND: 🎶🎵 Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, a tale of Trump's demise, From a…

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Jazmyne Sasse Shaffer @sasseshaffer

2 years ago

Food I sent with my 10 month old for 2 nights with his grandparents: strawberries, broccoli, eggs. What he ate: chocolate filled cookies, ice cream, jello.