Actually Adam @schoetime1

Two eyes. Two ears. A chin. A mouth. Ten fingers. Two nipples. A butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I've just described to you the Loch Ness monster. Here Joined September 2009

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2 days ago

There’s 👏 only 👏 one 👏 ball 👏

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4 days ago

Fun fact, Deuce McBride has never missed a shot against the Sixers

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katie zacharia press secretary tenure

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Jim Salisbury @JimSalisbury215

a week ago

Phillies will move on from hitting coach Kevin Long and infield coach Bobby Dickerson, according to sources. More coming at @NBCSPhilly

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3 weeks ago

The Phillies died doing what they loved. Making Phillies fan miserable

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4 weeks ago

John Harbaugh asked Cam Scattebo’s mom who in his class he’d like to have a play date with and that’s how the Giants ended up trading for JJ McCarthy

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2 months ago

I wish I liked anything as much as Adam Silver likes penalizing Clippers owners

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2 months ago

We used to have Bob Hope, Johnny Cash and Steve Jobs. Now we have measles

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2 months ago

Oh you liked Dolly Parton? Name two of her cup sizes

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3 months ago

It wasn’t Israel it was Rob Manfred

Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11

a year ago

It’s time for MLB to institute a salary cap and floor. The current system is ridiculous and ruining baseball.

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3 months ago

Imagine being the Miami Heat social media manager that got fired the other day and he didn’t even sign there

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one dozen bats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500

3 months ago

Mike Muscala hit a three pointer to win a meaningless Orlando bubble league game and now LeBron James is a Sixer. God is good.

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TB EGO @TomBradyEgo

3 months ago

Tom Brady and Logan Paul beefing at the World Cup final 🏆

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3 months ago

The people who check for beach tags in ocean city would have told on Anne Frank

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4 months ago

@LeoBoy729 @cj_wentz @JahlilOkafor @BenSimmons25 Ben is one of the greatest fishermen of our lifetime

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4 months ago

For the Knicks championship parade they’re gonna cover all the homeless people up with newspaper like when Julian threw up in big daddy

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My name is De’Aaron Fox and I play for the San Antonio Spurs. After tonight’s game I have to come clean.. I’ve been secretly running an underground sports betting ring and coordinating and sponsoring terrorists activities. Please arrest me @FBI @CIA @DHSgov