Mike Garnett @schpling

Cyclist, bassist, Spurs fan, & professional sports-watcher. Salford, England Joined March 2015

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Mike Garnett @schpling

10 months ago

29/09/24 Man Utd 0-3 Tottenham Hotspur 23/11/24 Man City 0-4 Tottenham Hotspur Tottenham OWNS Manchester!!! #COYS

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Sooner or later, one of these so-called "assassination attempts" on @realDonaldTrump will be successful, and the USA and the whole world will be a whole lot safer. Come on you 2nd Amendment nutters, be more accurate next time. His ego really is an easy target. #fucktrump

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Mike Garnett @schpling

a year ago

Watching the speed climbing in the #Olympics2024Paris and I can't help wondering why the wrestlers of #WWE take so long to climb in their ladder and cage matches... 🤔🤷‍♂️

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Mike Garnett @schpling

a year ago

So then, Joe Biden's pulled out of the US presidential election. It's probably for the best. After all, he's nearly as much of an incoherent bumbling fool as Donald Trump. But still nowhere near as racist, corrupt, narcissistic, or convicted rapist...

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Mike Garnett @schpling

a year ago

Spare ticket available for @garbage at @O2ApolloManc tonight. FV: £48. Any takers? #Garbage

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Mike Garnett @schpling

a year ago

The country feels better today. #ToriesOut

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Mike Garnett @schpling

a year ago

He's done it! Officially the GOAT!

British Cycling @BritishCycling

a year ago

He's done it! Officially the GOAT!

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Samuel West 💙💛 @exitthelemming

a year ago

Fifteen years. Five prime ministers, seven chancellors, eight foreign secretaries, twelve culture secretaries and sixteen housing ministers. A thread, for #RantyTuesday.

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Mike Garnett @schpling

a year ago

International football tournaments are so much better when England get eliminated early so we can just dispense with the bullshit of expectation and just enjoy decent football as a neutral... #England #euros #EURo2024

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Mike Garnett @schpling

a year ago

This is possibly the best piece of fan shithousery I have ever seen

Out Of Context Football @nocontextfooty

a year ago

This is possibly the best piece of fan shithousery I have ever seen

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Mike Garnett @schpling

a year ago

Five years ago today, I received a text message at half time... #UCL #THFC

Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial

a year ago

Five years ago today, I received a text message at half time... #UCL #THFC https://t.co/l7G9xP4xma

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Mike Garnett @schpling

2 years ago

Pedro Porro channeling his inner Josimar tonight. #TOTBUR #COYS #FACup

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Mike Garnett @schpling

2 years ago

Luke Littler is good at darts #PDC #WorldDartsChampionship #darts

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Mike Garnett @schpling

2 years ago

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Mike Garnett @schpling

2 years ago

I've got a spare ticket for @TheAlmightyband tonight. It's free, as I'd rather it didn't go to waste.

RICKY WARWICK 🍀 @rickywarwick

2 years ago

I've got a spare ticket for @TheAlmightyband tonight. It's free, as I'd rather it didn't go to waste.

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Mike Garnett @schpling

2 years ago

I've got a spare ticket for @TheAlmightyband at Manchester Academy this Friday. Any takers? FV: £39.50

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Mike Garnett @schpling

2 years ago

Currently on the lovely Tanzanian island of Mafia for a few days of scuba diving, and had this beauty drop in for breakfast. Can the lovely people of Spider Twitter/X please help with species identification? #spiders