Shawn Polnik @sciencefeld
Free Range Pacer Joined January 2013-
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This friday come see @shawnpolnik @DickDarrow @devinalexanders @MrSammyLee and others fun people at @_LittleMountain!
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The first rule of Sibling Fight Club is Stop Hitting Yourself.
If you've ever hashtagged 'hashtag' you are probably clever enough to have once set your password to 'password'.
Can't figure out what face to make during this haircut.
Fedora, Blazer, Puca Shell Necklace, E-cigarette. #newstanduppersona
The metal line up railings at Wendy's corrals their customers in the same way as the animals they are about to consume.
Eminem is to Spaghetti as Kelsey Grammer is to Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs
@AndrewMaclac He's more of a comic's comic.
I appreciate the effort custodial staff but I really don't need the bathroom to smell like cinnamon buns while I'm taking a shit.
It's weird that Norm isn't a more common name
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Butts did to pussies what YouTube did to tv.
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My uncle got shot on his last day as a cop. He was years from retirement, but that was his last day as a cop
Drug dealers are the only people who seem cooler as the math they use becomes more complicated.
@AndyKindler @ToddGlass I enjoyed this bit from the TGS so much that I learned how to edit audio/video to share it. youtu.be/tXwQ0zCVsSY
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If I don't have a nap in the afternoon, I call it pulling an all dayer.
There is nothing sweeter than the sense of accomplishment I get when I cancel on my plans to go hiking.
I envy anyone or anything that doesn't try to break down happiness into a science.
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