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5 years ago

After account confusion caused by a name similarly with a Brazillian porn star (true but long story) I have finally consolidated my twitter identity over at @thescottyallen - so if for some reason you want to keep following me please go there as this account is going bye bye.

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5 years ago

Tonight’s dinner. No one writes recipes like @aliceinframes - reading each step is like chatting with a friend.

News Breakfast @BreakfastNews

5 years ago

Tonight’s dinner. No one writes recipes like @aliceinframes - reading each step is like chatting with a friend.

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5 years ago

Fantastic.

Tim @t_coxsen

5 years ago

Fantastic.

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5 years ago

Of course there are giant flying space ants coming. OF COURSE THERE ARE. apple.news/AwXgnVdyqQz2JO…

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Barrie Cassidy @barriecassidy

5 years ago

You know he’s right.

Office of Kevin Rudd, 26th PM of Australia @MrKRudd

5 years ago

You know he’s right.

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5 years ago

When can “thought leader” go away? Who needs “thought leadership”? People with no thoughts? Are people who award themselves that title trying to control our minds?? Find new words - it’s just dumb.

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5 years ago

People who want to reverse into parking spots should first have to sit a test showing they can do it in less than 47 attempts.

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5 years ago

Beautiful, talented Naya Rivera. I was already sad, and then this video broke my heart. Shattered.

E! News @enews

5 years ago

Beautiful, talented Naya Rivera. I was already sad, and then this video broke my heart. Shattered.

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5 years ago

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5 years ago

Cher for President of Everything

Cher @cher

5 years ago

Cher for President of Everything

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5 years ago

Flesh Eating Bacteria throws its... whatever in the ring for the 2020 Calendar of Horrors... apple.news/AZhyE_px4Rj-ON…

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5 years ago

Brilliant.

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5 years ago

Apparently they spent $10 million for this. They obviously didn’t know that they could just corner a desperate graphic designer and convince them to do it “for the exposure”.

The Sydney Morning Herald @smh

5 years ago

Apparently they spent $10 million for this. They obviously didn’t know that they could just corner a desperate graphic designer and convince them to do it “for the exposure”.

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5 years ago

I read this description four times. I still don’t get it, and now I have brain damage.

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5 years ago

Ha! Totally true. We know what we want! ☕️

Justin Brash @just_brash

5 years ago

Ha! Totally true. We know what we want! ☕️

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5 years ago

I may be reading this wrong, but I think the message is that if you were planning on doing away with anyone at work you’re on a tight deadline. #heretohelp

WorkSafe Victoria @WorkSafe_Vic

5 years ago

I may be reading this wrong, but I think the message is that if you were planning on doing away with anyone at work you’re on a tight deadline. #heretohelp

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5 years ago

Blergh. Do better.

cje @caseyjohnellis

5 years ago

Blergh. Do better.

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Hugh Riminton @hughriminton

5 years ago

Let me add my two cents: the most efficient way to get broadly informed on any weekday morning is to listen to the ABC Radio news at 7.45 followed by AM, while doing whatever you need to do. Axing it is daft.