Sean @seanmcormick
bit someone once Joined April 2018-
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Why does it take more than 24 hours to fly around the world?
when the prime minister is spitting facts: "justin true though"
Sean retweeted
FRANCISCO LINDOR GRAND SLAM PUTS THE METS UP 4-1 IN GAME 4 😱 (via @MLB)
Me on my first day training to be a Navy Seal: “When do we get our sardines and try to balance the inflatable ball on our nose?”
I was so good at fighting in high school that I was hired to defend the president when he came to our classroom
i want to adopt a child and just train him to compete on american ninja warrior
Drake getting really angry playing Mario kart: “I just flipped the Switch”
Drake in Mexico, aware of his surroundings, looking at shiny fruit: “I know when that hot lime bling”
Locking myself underground today so I stop my primal urge to stare directly at the eclipse
It’s great to date someone who checks all the boxes but don’t trust them with a multiple choice exam!
Me doing a group project with someone w a god complex: "I think we should switch slide 2 to slide 5, it will..." SILENCE THE CHANGE HATH NOT BEEN MADE WITHOUT THY BLESSING OR RUE MY WRATH. I AM THE WORD OF THE UNIVERSE AND YOU ARE MEARLY A GROUP MEMBER
call me gypsy rose blanchard the way I be killing these chicken burgers
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