EJ Makela @selectquery

Data geek & random nerd. Aspiring @SQLServer DBA. Current admin of a mobile system that I designed for @MSAccess & @DropboxBusiness. Minneapolis, MN Joined November 2015

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EJ Makela @selectquery

8 years ago

I ❤️@1Password, but I wish it had a feature that let me gracefully deal with the random password restrictions on some websites.

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10 years ago

Why is this weekend's upcoming #MentalHealthHackathon so important? Read here --> whitehouse.gov/blog/2015/12/0…

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10 years ago

30 years ago today (November 18, 1985) we first met a boy and his pet tiger. Happy Birthday!

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Lemonade stands are so 2014—@JuliaAngwin's kid sells randomly generated #passwords instead. trib.al/TYUevMY

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EJ Makela @selectquery

10 years ago

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