Server Anonymous @serveranon
Full-time hospitality professional. I enjoy my job, I do. Sometimes I just need to rant. Joined September 2013-
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The best bio ever goes to @tipmebetter #neveratruerwordspoken
Seriously, she ain't got shit on me.
One of my supervisors likes to patronize me...but I've seen her run a section and she is as AWFUL a waitress as she is a supervisor.
@WorkaholicConf @waitresslife I also feel kinda smug cus I think 'ha, you're willing to pay for this shit.'
@WorkaholicConf @waitresslife I hate it, I always feel judged, but there's nowhere else to sit but in view at my work...
Londoners! If you are around Angel/Camden/Hoxton BE CAREFUL! Customer told me abt some motorcycle muggings in the area today!
Walk-in table of 18. No tip. Obviously. #selfish #angrywaitressprobs
Coutts cards are the worst though, and the people that pay with them are almost always the worst kind of people. Non-tippers.
People look so offended when I tell them we don't take Amex. Do you want a ladder to climb down off your high horse, sir?
I'm early to work to take advantage of the coffee machine and smoke a fag, not to ACTUALLY start early. #angrywaitressprobs
I'm just waiting for someone to click their fingers at me so that I have a legitimate excuse for cutting their hand off. #serverNOTservant
When people are like that I just think that they clearly don't get to eat out very often...or they were just born a wanker.
The other week, someone whistled at me like a dog. I wish I'd said something, but I'm too fucking polite.
“@jayrayner1: Mum of the year deleted her comment. Happily @AndrewRHarvey saved an image. ” @WorkaholicConf
The sublime thrill of... The upstairs front seat of the bus. Woo hoo!
@serveranon @WorkaholicConf was meant to say tronc not front
RB two cents @CentsRb
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Bitter Ass Server @BitterAssServer
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Server Life @tipmebetter
113 Followers 127 Following you smell like shit, you tip like shit, you act like shit, and your small children are about to be punted across the room if you dont't keep them under control
BostonServerProbs @BostonServer
658 Followers 197 Following Former server & retail drone. Studying to be Kitty Forman
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Bae Area Scien-Tits @BayAreaPsyNTist
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Bartender Blondie @blondebar
12 Followers 50 Following Bartender by choice. I love my work. I'm starting this new fad where I do/say What I want no matter what. Carpe Diem!
Unfiltered Brunette @unfilteredx
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servers at heart @waitresslife
11K Followers 379 Following there are SEVEN of us. sometimes we post #serverprobs and sometimes we vent about our lives.You might like
