Max Horwich @sewing_machinez
Music. Iced coffee. Good vibes. Questionable decisions. sewingmachines.bandcamp.com Brooklyn, NY Joined February 2010-
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Eagles are one of the best bands to ever do it you just dislike them because you watched The Big Lebowski when you were 15
i can't stress this enough: listen to your songs outside of your DAW. i'm not talking about referencing other systems. i mean export that fuckin WAV & open it in quicktime or some shit. close your eyes, dance, do whatever. it's astounding how differently you'll experience it!
it's jerk store day and they're completely sold out of the clear vinyl limited edition of you
People confused about how an album is not on streaming reminds me of those videos of babies trying to use a board book like an iPad
One of my friends described the reception of Beyoncé’s new album as “Stalinist”
One of my friends described the reception of Beyoncé’s new album as “Stalinist”
The music industry is so broken :( so I started a company to fix it! If you all sign up and give money to my company it will fix all of the deeply rooted problems in the music business!
I miss when there was Other Music and a Tower Records on West 4th, with a Kim's not too far away
at a good gig, DJing is basically a state of being continually affirmed & validated by large numbers of people. Their cheering & dancing tells you you've made another great choice & executed it well, & this typically lasts at least two hours. No wonder there are so many out there
it's depressing how much mainstream math education is actively misleading about what "math" even means… imagine going to music class for 6 years and it's exclusively about memorizing "twinkle twinkle little star" in perfect detail. like ofc you'd grow up thinking music sucks
There's a story about Dilla wanting to sample a drum break on a Roy Ayers record, I think, but the whole thing had a spoken monologue over it. He broke that thing down to 64th-note microseconds, found 64 tiny shards with no talking, & rebuilt the drums without the monologue
There's a story about Dilla wanting to sample a drum break on a Roy Ayers record, I think, but the whole thing had a spoken monologue over it. He broke that thing down to 64th-note microseconds, found 64 tiny shards with no talking, & rebuilt the drums without the monologue
“all 4 genres of music” is actually the most next level shit I have ever heard in my life
“all 4 genres of music” is actually the most next level shit I have ever heard in my life
might just repost this every time this take goes viral: young people can't use computers because modern computing has been streamlined into consumerism
might just repost this every time this take goes viral: young people can't use computers because modern computing has been streamlined into consumerism https://t.co/K9csWg08m8
look at my current state of music journalism dawg
look at my current state of music journalism dawg
for future ref, the recommended reading list at the back of the manual of The Sims
for future ref, the recommended reading list at the back of the manual of The Sims https://t.co/bNnUFU90r7
recently unearthed an old CD-R of "black sheep boy" and, after not hearing it for over a decade, nearly blew out my voice singing along with it in the car. some of the best songs written in my lifetime.
recently unearthed an old CD-R of "black sheep boy" and, after not hearing it for over a decade, nearly blew out my voice singing along with it in the car. some of the best songs written in my lifetime.
An alternate history where Okkervil River arrive and peak a few years later, become darlings of the '10s stomp and clap folk boom, and are still mammothly popular in 2024, just not with anybody you know
RIP Neil Kulkarni. He’s written so many great pieces. Most important for me was his feature on Pram for the Quietus back in 2011. The way he starts off by talking about pop music changed my life. This short paragraph has served as the guiding principle of my life as a listener.
I once set up one of those self driving simulations where it learns to avoid crashes using a genetic algorithm. I let it train for 10hrs and found it hadn’t move an inch. Turns out it learned it can avoid all accidents by never moving at all. Anyways that’s why you have anxiety
I understand the reasons why music is released on Fridays now but Tuesday was better if just because music had a special day and Tuesday otherwise has nothing going for it
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He’s been trying for years and he finally did it: a funny tweet
@jk_rowling While I heartily agree with your points regarding sex/gender, may I suggest also posting interesting and positive content on other matters?
Oh my FG
all the rappers that cant stand not being the center of attention have unhinged moves incoming
some friendly strangers shouted 'play dubstep later' at me in bushwick earlier so i think i will :) see you under the bridge
i find it hilarious how kanye tried getting involved in this shit and not a single person cared 😂
@JayOmarie I found it kind of lacking. the video looked good and everything but I found both the song and it to be sort of empty and gesturing towards some deeper meaning rather than actually going there
Indigenous peoples been saying the animals teach us and were dismissed as superstitious buy people who thought you didn’t have to wash your hands to deliver a baby
I dont think yall realize how big of a deal this is. This has never been documented before
and he knows a thing or two about dropping bombs
"If Drake and Kendrick Lamar got in a rap battle who do you think would win?" Obama (2016): "I gotta go with Kendrick."
"I AM white! I AM a fuckin clown! I DID have a questionable relationship with Millie Bobbie Brown!"
so lemme get this straight, drake alleges that kendrick’s son isn’t his, he won’t marry his lady & he’s hit her. kdot replies saying drake has a daughter, and knowingly employs pedophiles…uhm fuck the rap beef, can somebody call the police?!??
KENDRICK LAMAR MEET THE GRAHAMS OUT NOW
“certified lover boy? certified pedophile” lmfao
Lin Manuel Miranda
who’s the funniest rapper that could somehow get involved in the Drake-Kendrick beef
Honestly, I didn’t think our society could get more asinine, but watching a cop hold up an Oxford book on the subject of terrorism as proof of terrorism on a college campus is truly, is truly one of the dumbest things I’ve seen in my entire life.
i need you guys to understand that it is not a protest if you are taking the same position as the state. this is just hanging out
This is how Israelis demonstrate. It's a positive party at MIT!
absolutely batshit post made even more batshit by the fact that sub-50 hz is the absolute lowest anyone’s speaking voice could possibly be, scraping the bottom of humans’ hearing range. so she’s just making shit up wholesale to be a bigoted creep
as a phoenix mercury fan it is my personal displeasure to report that brianna wu is transvestigating brittney griner in the replies of race realist lauren chen
Yeah there's a reason the student protestors haven't tried this tactic yet, it's because it's literally the dumbest idea ever.
The shape of allegations to come
kendrick bout to call him a pedophile over some free jazz
just discovered that “oy vey” and “ok bet” autocorrect to each other. I think that’s cute
forgot his name for a sec can’t believe this worked
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