Former sex blogger. Now contemporary women’s fiction. Lives for the dick vein on a Snickers. Always overthinking. Many gift guides. Hemiplegic. She/Her.sexblogofsorts.com England, United KingdomJoined April 2016
i don’t understand why people look down on those who teach writing at all. did she not ever — not once — have a single person edit her work lmao like. give me a break
what if you had a boyfriend (imagine) who was doing the marathon and you went to meet him at the end and you saw him cobbling towards you, shivering in this little tin foil shawl and you got the ick
The thing is, if you fuck Matty Healey, you know it’s going to generate content.
If I fucked Barlow, I don’t think I’d get even a single piece of erotic flash out of it.
Am now convinced T*ylor Sw*ft dated the 1975 singer as a content-mining exercise after six years of dating that other guy who was basically consommé in Aquascutum.
Not to invalidate anyone’s personal experiences or anything, but I will never understand the hate on present tense writing. How is it distracting? How does it pull you out of the narrative?
Sounds like a skill issue to me. 🤧
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