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I feel like , to make a movie that looks as expensive AND useless as “The Fall Guy” you should have to donate 50 cents on every dollar spent on production to the charity of their choosing .
The track list for Motley Crüe’s new album,”Theater of Back Pain” leaked: Nursing Home Sweet Home Too Old to Fall in Love Dr. Feelbad Girls, Girls, Gir….zzzzzzzzzz Too Slow For Love
I just heard Motley Crüe have a new album coming out . God i hope they call it “House of Back Pain”
The Supreme Court is trying to decide if a president is allowed to do crime . And we’re paying their salaries.
“I once told a woman that sometimes when we touch , the honesty’s too much”. She said that was a weird thing to say , and that was kind of the end for us .. but I showed her -Dan Hill
I feel like the Replacements missed an opportunity not calling the Tim remix “Tim After Tim”
This country is so dumb , if Biden just came out against low-flow toilets and windmills, Trump wouldn’t have a chance .
I didn’t have “earthquake” on my 2024 apocalypse bingo card .
It’s so hard to feel bad for a ridiculously rich idiot killed while “on safari” in Africa , or diving the titanic
everyone likes to bitch about the price of a gallon of gas, but I just paid the same for 12oz of coffee at starbucks.
I tip my hat to the guy in miami yelling "liar" at intervals during (noted prick) Peter Navarro's prison press conference
Finally saw killers of the flower moon … it was just okay, and way longer than it needed to be .
I never had any use for Rage Against the Machine . And not just because I can’t stand band names that are full sentences . But partly .
I’ve been harboring a secret since I was 9 and I can’t go another minute without coming clean . I found Tom Petty because of “Chipmunk Punk “ . Man, that feels good .
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@kimmagagal2 My thoughts are that this is the most ridiculous attempt to connect dots ever.
Uncle Freddy, gone 15 years today. He had a good run.
anyone else having trouble sleeping because they’ve internalized that their goals/ambitions/achievements aren’t the right kind or enough because they’re inadequate with respect to perpetual material and status escalation? Jk it’s probably daylight savings
The loud quiet loud dynamics in this speech-- the aides prepped Biden by playing him Surfer Rosa
Fun Fact: This year, State of the Union attendees will be asked to silence their cell phones and their life alerts. #SOTU2024
@TeamTrump Is it typical for stable billionaires to panhandle? Asking for a friend.
JUST IN: Clarence Thomas's RV has arrived. #SOTU2024
A gentle reminder for those in SoCal, I will be appearing at @Collect_A_Con this Saturday.
@paranoiacs I really think they hit their peak sonically on this record. Songwriting wasn’t as stellar as usual. Would kill to hear the version of The Bottom Line they were working on.
@Chicago1Ray Nope. Michael Byrd is an American hero. Ashley Babbit got what she deserved, she should have obeyed orders to stand down, vs attempting to overthrow the government.
@Chicago1Ray If she had any sense she’d sue Trump for radicalizing her daughter into a domestic terrorist
@CheddarOffDead Nah he repeated jokes from his stand up Lazy
Put the embryos on the blockchain. by Andrew Yang
@ZacharyLipez Tigermilk, the Tigers Have Spoken and Best of Glass Tiger?