Shelby Felts @shelfelts

IMMEASURABLY MORE Ephesians 3:17b-21 Joined November 2011

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Steve Elshaw 🇨🇦 @SteveElshaw

2 years ago

If a man really believed that only males should teach in churches, then they'd volunteer in the children's ministry.

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Dan Slott @DanSlott

3 years ago

QUESTION: Who'd win in a race? Batman or The Flash? BATMAN FAN: What if he had time to prepare?

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Matt Felts @MatthewMcFly

3 years ago

Things you don’t want to hear during a Christmas Eve candle light service: *scream* “Stop drop and roll!!” Don’t worry no one was harmed beyond a little bit of burnt hair.

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Church Curmudgeon @ChrchCurmudgeon

3 years ago

If Mary is the Mother of God, is Elizabeth the Auntie Christ?

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Notice how not once did they bring up ANY scandals from the rest of the royal family that they used Meghan as a scapegoat for. Not once. It was all about them, and their story. They don’t need to bring others down to lift themselves up #HarryandMeganNetflix

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Tom Gara @tomgara

3 years ago

Honestly, this creates an incredible legacy moment for Biden. He now gets to appoint a new Try Guy, meaning a full 1/4 of all the Try Guys will be Biden appointees

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Daniel Bunn @DanielBunnJr

3 years ago

The fruit in the garden of Eden was actually a pumpkin, and Eve was a white girl who couldn’t resist bringing on Fall.

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Ryan Marotta @RyanJMarotta

3 years ago

Forgiving your son who ran away from home to blow his inheritance and celebrating his return with a big feast is a slap in the face to the sons who faithfully stayed by your side the whole time!

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Dr. Michael J. Svigel @Svigel

3 years ago

New Testament scholars now believe Paul's metaphorical "thorn in the flesh" may have been a Lego brick lying on a hard floor in a dark room—the ultimate test of one's sanctification.

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Cameron Bradford @camerobradford

3 years ago

Very crisp image. I can practically see the institute where I studied how to be stupider

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Destiny. 🩵 @autumnarrives

3 years ago

She’s a 10, but she rewatches the same shows and movies over and over again because she loves familiarity and can’t handle the anxiety that comes with not knowing.

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Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer

3 years ago

If Jesus wanted a Christian nation, he would have established one, but he didn’t. He established the church. Whenever we Christians forsake our call to be the church for a “Christian empire,” the results are always catastrophic. We are called to be the church, not an empire.

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CimónAlisa🕯 @thecimonalisa

3 years ago

Women trying to withhold sex to avoid pregnancy will just be met with more violence and thats a scary thought.

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Amy Siskind 🏳️‍🌈 @Amy_Siskind

3 years ago

Two of the men who voted to take away a woman’s right to control her own body have been credibly accused of sexual assault.

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Josiah Hawthorne @JosiahHawthorne

3 years ago

You can miss me with all the Christian posts about Roe saying "Now the next phase of our work begins." That "next phase" should have begun fifty years ago, and should have been wholly independent of Roe's existence. If we didn't start it then, I'm not holding my breath now.

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Mika Edmondson @mika_edmondson

3 years ago

Now that Roe is overturned, I pray that we will provide the access to healthcare, childcare, living wages, education and job opportunities that will support the lives of people in desperate situations.

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Joyce Alene @JoyceWhiteVance

3 years ago

Abortion, which is lifesaving in cases of miscarriage, ectopic pregnancy, etc, will now be illegal in many states & even criminal in some & women will die as a result of this decision. So don't tell me you're pro-life.

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Andrea Junker @Strandjunker

3 years ago

I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it a thousand times: The treatment for an ectopic pregnancy, a septic uterus, or a miscarriage that your body won’t release is abortion. If you can’t get those abortions, you die. You. Die.

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Oliver Darkshire 🌈 @deathbybadger

3 years ago

misogyny is being able to scrape 3/5 of anakin skywalker off the floor of a volcano planet and turn him into a cyborg laser warlord, but padme dies of a "broken heart" in a fully equipped future-tech medical facility