Sergio crespo @sircres
Joined February 2014-
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When someone politely lets you know that your a piece of shit.
@UberFacts They had Stanley Kubrick though.
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When gay dudes compliment me on my beard, I don't know whether to be proud of my facial grooming or suspicious of my girlfriend.
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What Joy Division sounds like played on "Mario Paint": bit.ly/1MyppZ4
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Doritos weren’t available in New Zealand until 2010.
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diet tips for teens: anxiety is a natural appetite suppressant so let it wash over u!!!
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Sincere expressions in the face tend to be more symmetrical than insincere ones.
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Russian Hackers Have Been Robbing US Banks for a Long Time bit.ly/ZuqgGQ
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2014 will finish as the warmest year on Earth since record keeping began: bit.ly/YYMYa3 @yulsman
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#FamousTrippers: AA founder Bill Wilson took LSD & wanted to add it to the 12 Step program reset.me/famoustrippers/
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Who knew talking would go out of style?
@PaulProvenza @SETLISTSHOW empathetic thief
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Kanye West created a sexual Mario video game in the 7th grade – The ghosts were replaced by floating vaginas.
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ISN'T this genius? Why isn't this already happening?? tinyurl.com/nwmy55a
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