slicehyperfunk @slicehyperfunk

The sharpest and most excessively groovy bastard to ever have the name Slice Hyperfunk that's for goddamned sure. I pen erotic All Things Considered fanfiction. Cambridge, MA Joined February 2020

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slicehyperfunk @slicehyperfunk

3 years ago

I've said it before and I'll say it again, I've smelled Elon and it's really more of a funk.

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slicehyperfunk @slicehyperfunk

3 years ago

I hear there are dms on Twitter, but I can't find them in the spam folder where they are purported to be. Nudes and Nigerian Royalty crypto investments welcome, no links will be clicked, it's a "direct" message not "let me in direct you away from this" message. 🫣😤😢

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Emily ™ @emily_tweets

3 years ago

I really hope there’s a British equivalent of the dollar store and that it’s called ‘Pound Town’

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Musical Instruments with Chaotic Auras @MusicalChaotic

3 years ago

You’ve heard of the violin, now get ready for the violence

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slicehyperfunk @slicehyperfunk

3 years ago

They should make a mourning dove that asks the harder question: why?

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Sasha Brown @DantonSix

3 years ago

Wife has requested that, in lieu of a gift / meal for Mothers Day, we make a donation to an abortion fund. I was like "so you want abortions for Mothers Day" she was like, yep I was like, yep

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Riley Rose @RileyRoseWriter

4 years ago

Your heart... ... is dumb. #humor

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slicehyperfunk @slicehyperfunk

4 years ago

Remember vibin' in the early nineties? This the money simple guitar riff! open.spotify.com/track/0AwxXvGo…

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Craigjima & Methodical @HideoCraigjima

4 years ago

Aprovechando la niebla, se confirma spin off de God of War Ragnarok con Silent Hill

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slicehyperfunk @slicehyperfunk

4 years ago

Verifying myself: I am cosecantsquared on Keybase.io. RkHQ76f_LapMm-GgjZKyMV74Ir-UUIHeJNBK / keybase.io/cosecantsquare…

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Paul @paultguitarist

4 years ago

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Join the Cult of Amy. We have cookies #BLM🏳️‍🌈🦈 @Froschauer_AF

4 years ago

What would happen if subatomic particles met domatomic particles?

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slicehyperfunk @slicehyperfunk

4 years ago

I've smelled Elon, and imho it's more of a funk than a musk

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slicehyperfunk @slicehyperfunk

4 years ago

this app is actually pretty cool lmao i hate saying it

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Gene Park @GenePark

4 years ago

Spartans never die. They're just missing in action. This guy was looking for someone he used to play with when he was 11, and then received this message. I also have Xbox Live friends who are no longer with me. Here's to the squads no longer with us anymore. #Xbox20