SpecialNeedsDad @slim_piq
Father, comedian, lover, fighter, bag of bones. ig richowenscomic, http://t.co/lKCRz7MPEk Jersey Joined January 2010-
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Women who don't wear masks have angel wings tattooed on their backs
The only bird flu I've been worried about was a woman in the White House but disaster averted.
We gonna take over the world... Let's get this on the road
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Being a part of the oldest millennial group is conflicting. On the one hand I’m young enough to understand and endorse the concept of eating ass but I’m also old enough to suck at Instagram.
Cooter
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I have an ex that's like drugs because she into this country up some other guy's ass
I'm live tweeting this mushroom trip and it got weird!!!
Crypto currency is at an all-time high, and by that I mean you can buy drugs so you get high all the time
Anyone that says "take care" when you part is really angry with you and you're not going to see them for awhile
When someone tells me to make myself at home, I immediately let all the farts I was holding in out
It's so cold out I'd fight a homeless person for some sewer grate warmth.
Anyone else growing up thought making ends meet was having enough money to afford meat ends?
Star Wars fans are torn on baby Yoda's gender. Baby Yoda is from a long long time ago and a galaxy far far away from gender pronouns
If trans women are women are women trans women?
If I was kidnapped, my parents would've waited it out until the kidnappers let me go.
My goal in comedy is to make enough money my daughters don't have to go online and get a sugar daddy or strip on a webcam. The way it's looking, their gonna have to climb that digital pole.
My father never beat me out of anger, he would wait until he was calm, that way he could savor it.
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I lost a roll of paper towels in the woods so I guess it became nature's Bounty...fuck it *send
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I will defend any friend to the death. Loyalty is more valuable than righteousness.
I suppose I could've prepared better or trusted my instincts more. Maybe I should've taken this exercise more seriously Lessons have been learned. Dead weight has been cast aside A lot of fantastic stuff happened as well. This trip was rich in experiences See you soon, Miami
Being a part of the oldest millennial group is conflicting. On the one hand I’m young enough to understand and endorse the concept of eating ass but I’m also old enough to suck at Instagram.
Has anyone ever strapped at Fitbit to a homeless person? I’m curious about that data.
Cooter
As divided as we are as a country, I think we can agree that “beaver” is the worst synonym for vagina.
Is that a @Ravencoin hat? Yup. And this is a #ravencoin wallet address #senditon #steemskate #skateboardingisfun #proofofskate #cryptoskateshow #cloudsteppin RQe1h7M1vcWWZU7nraEGumWrYdDZSM6pAo
Anybody down for one last boycott, protest, or cancellation before the year is over?
I’m petty. If I post a picture of my momma on the internet and you don’t “like” that shit it’s beef forever. Nigga I’m an only child this seems like a totally acceptable hill to die on.
What’s the point of designer clothes if you’re not going to floss? (your teeth)
Just watched my son Jiu Jitsu two brothers trying to bully him at a play area in a mall and I can’t wait to hear his words explain it to his mother... then watch her try not to cry with pride.
Everything is toxic. Everything. You love your family? Toxic. Complicated relationship with music? Toxic. Your views on things? Toxic. What you want out of your life? Toxic. Your favorite movie? Toxic. You want to make money? Toxic. Your love for your fuckin dog/cat? TOXIC!
If trans women are women are women trans women?
@slim_piq I try to maintain a degree of professional integrity here. I keep the calamity mayhem on FB. This isn't good... I mean IT'S GREAT!! it's also not good