Fink @smartassredfish
I'm a satirist, a humorist, and the world's funniest redfish. I write for the https://t.co/YzOksGDVE4 & The https://t.co/YsJb6MDbso. Follow me, I follow back. broadstreetbeacon.com California, USA Joined March 2018-
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Kansas Criminal’s Bid to Dodge the Law with Presidential Run fazzler.com/kansas-crimina… Some Fields supporters, donning red caps with slogans like “Break the Rules, Make the Rules,” applaud the Fields for his audacity and what they perceive as a bold stance against a system they…
Penn Valley Man Wondering If You Noticed His Oversized Truck broadstreetbeacon.com/area-man-wonde… via @smartassredfish
broadstreetbeacon.com/penn-valleys-f… In Penn Valley, where trucks are monuments and irony is the main course, Dustin Jayce Dickens' anti-socialism truck roars louder than his political understanding. As he champions public funding for better roads, he unwittingly parades the benefits of the…
I built 100 wells in Africa to provide clean drinking water for up to 500,000 people! This is one of my favorite videos I’ve ever made 🥰 (all ad rev will go towards getting people in need water)
@JennaEllisEsq Take heed that ye do not your alms before men, to be seen of them: otherwise ye have no reward of your Father which is in heaven.
"Mulligan Stewp"
Imagine the reaction to me in Texas, Florida & some of these other homophobic states (I know not everybody in those states, but it's the laws of the land)! I was arrested in Texas in 84 for disorderly conduct & abusive language. Imagine what they'd get me for now 40 yrs later!!
Imagine the reaction to me in Texas, Florida & some of these other homophobic states (I know not everybody in those states, but it's the laws of the land)! I was arrested in Texas in 84 for disorderly conduct & abusive language. Imagine what they'd get me for now 40 yrs later!!
Man Bails on California to Go Someplace Shitty and Cheap broadstreetbeacon.com/man-bails-on-c… via @smartassredfish
Plain English Translation of James Joyce’s Finnegans Wake Exceeds 175,000 Pages fazzler.com/plain-english-…
McDonald’s Bids Farewell to Epstein Island’s Last Golden Arches Amid Controversial Legacy fazzler.com/mcdonalds-bids… In a surprising twist that merges fast-food culture with high-profile scandal, McDonald’s has officially closed its last franchise on the notorious Epstein Island,…
McDonald’s Bids Farewell to Epstein Island’s Last Golden Arches Amid Controversial Legacy fazzler.com/mcdonalds-bids…
Goodwill Denies Reselling Dog Shit in Plastic Bags fazzler.com/goodwill-denie… Goodwill Industries denied that it resold dog waste in several of its San Francisco Bay Area stores. What many thought was just another Internet-spawned prank turned into a serious health issue as…
I see that a case involving abortion pills is being considered by the Supreme Court... ...six of whom are Catholics... ...and four of whom lied about their attitude to Roe vs Wade at their confirmation hearings But it's OK, because they're all going to Confession tonight
@AndrewFeinberg @NEWSMAX Yes, "America's Defendant" has been found to be a rapist.
Indeed.
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@JennaEllisEsq Take heed that ye do not your alms before men, to be seen of them: otherwise ye have no reward of your Father which is in heaven.
@XSebudai @smartassredfish @TheFP Dude, it's not our fault you chose to live in Birmingham, AL. Blame your Mom-aunt.
@elonmusk Quit suspending my account then, fuckhead. And fuck your lie of free speech. You are a shitsmeared party loyalist lying piece of shit, fuckbrain.
"Mulligan Stewp"
What is the name of this magazine?
@AndrewFeinberg @NEWSMAX Yes, "America's Defendant" has been found to be a rapist.
Mendacious codswallop.
X is a platform that champions free speech, and we’re proud to provide an open environment for diverse voices and perspectives. The Don Lemon Show is welcome to publish its content on X, without censorship, as we believe in providing a platform for creators to scale their work…
@smartassredfish @RonnyJacksonTX Leave me out of this Malibu Wine Mixer
Boomer NeoLibs and Boomer Cons have swallowed all the Tik Too Kool Aid. They should kiss.
@waltermasterson Walter you're showing your age. Don't worry there will be another mindless app that is the best worst thing ever. Relax
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@JackLombardi @krassenstein @elonmusk @benshapiro Yeah sure they do
@elonmusk You're ignoring that the migrant slave labor is used in red state farms and red state food processing plants, asshole. You should quit lying in the guise of 'free speech'. Put the blame where it belongs. The employers of undocumented immigrants.
@RepMTG We already don't expect you to work for the public. No need to announce it.
@jbatman70 @jordanbpeterson @mcuban @elonmusk Did he…did he?
The fundamental axiomatic flaw of the “Anti-Woke” mind is that it allows groups with historical power to play the victim by taking anecdotal examples and packaging them into a conjured, conspiratorial ideology that threatens to upend the power structure they have been dependent…
@growing_daniel The fundamental axiomatic flaw of the woke mind virus is that the weaker party is always right (even if they want you to die). For most of history, the operating principle was that might makes right. As we became more civilized, we started to consider right in the absolute.…
@JonathanTurley Do you realize how genuinely deranged you sound?
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