David Smith @smith1168
What's to say? I'm a joker, I'm a smoker, I'm a midnight toker. Surrey, British Columbia Joined December 2014-
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I think Jesus is the ultimate Halloween character. A cannibalistic, magical zombie. How can you get more Halloweenie than that?
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