Someone in a Tree @someone_tree

Joined August 2021

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Someone in a Tree @someone_tree

4 months ago

Trump is going to regret how he’s handled everything at the #KennedyCenter when he discovers that it empowers annoying theatre kids to be obnoxious and self-righteous, a terrible combination

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4 months ago

Social media is a great place to get protesting pointers from people too anxious to leave their rooms and too fat to run away from the police

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4 months ago

If Trump can’t help bring an end to the Russia-Ukraine war, perhaps he should turn his attention to trying to reunite Cum Town

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8 months ago

Trump could barely enjoy the Super Bowl over the sound of Lindsay Graham rubbing himself through his pants #SuperBowl

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8 months ago

Trump is blaming DEI for the performance of the Chiefs #SuperBowl

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a year ago

This is just a smokescreen to trick us into overlooking the scandals of @Boogie2988 Don’t let them deceive you, brothers!

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a year ago

Can someone do a wellness check on @harryjsisson and @mmpadellan ? I’m worried!

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a year ago

I’m really hoping Aaron Sorkin’s guest column will finally cure people from breathlessly romanticizing The West Wing.

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a year ago

The reason why Hulk Hogan spoke at the RNC is that TBS was playing Gremlins 2: The New Batch when Trump was at the hospital getting his ear mended. He figured it wouldn’t hurt to have extra security.

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a year ago

Suspect has not been publicly identified, but reports suggests he has dreadlocks and can climb walls.

PC Gamer @pcgamer

a year ago

Suspect has not been publicly identified, but reports suggests he has dreadlocks and can climb walls.

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a year ago

Joe Biden is expected to announce that he’s dropping out of the presidential race and will instead be joining @lolcowlive

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a year ago

The country would be in much better shape if they hadn’t shamed us out of using ‘retarded.’ So much stuff from the past decade would have been quickly dismissed had we been allowed to call it retarded from the outset.

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a year ago

After speaking at length with my friends and family, I can no longer support my earlier stance that @Boogie2988 should replace Joe Biden as the Democratic Party’s nominee.