zvn @sozivan

A firecracker. Silent, till you lit me with satires. I'll burst out Nitrous oxide amidst laughters and merriment. Indonesia Joined September 2009

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zvn @sozivan

2 years ago

You know you've passed a yellow traffic light when your mind starts saying, "I should stop having ideas because my ideas are too wild and potentially costly."

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zvn @sozivan

2 years ago

@aininoraa Trimakaciii No! 😂🔥

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zvn @sozivan

2 years ago

Baru kali ini siap-siap mau isi workshop outfitnya malah sport bra & leggings instead of blouse. I am so out of my element. 🤣

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zvn @sozivan

2 years ago

"Yang penting sudah menanam, Nak." Kalimat magis ibuku melindungiku dari diriku sendiri. Sari pegagan dan rambut medusaku bergaransi 14 hari. Mimpiku tidak.

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zvn @sozivan

2 years ago

*bangun tidur* "That dream was... Yeah I'm not gonna interpret that." *tarik selimut, berusaha tidur lagi* *interpretasi tiba-tiba nongol di kepala* "Halaaaaahhh."

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zvn @sozivan

2 years ago

Rezeki yang sering lupa disyukuri: percakapan kita dengan orang lain yang penuh kebijaksanaan hidup.

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zvn @sozivan

2 years ago

Checking-in-routinely-from-afar is an underrated form of affection.

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zvn @sozivan

3 years ago

I wish this was easier.

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zvn @sozivan

3 years ago

"You might represent what our approach should be, but you cannot be our goal. If you do, we will never be able to succeed."

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zvn @sozivan

3 years ago

Not me projecting while watching Kim Sabu.

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zvn @sozivan

3 years ago

Serasa bocah usia tanggung mo nonton konser tapi gak direstuin bapak. 🫠

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If you are a sexually active woman, learn to do these 4 things after sex: 1. Pee immediately* 2. Wash up with clean water 3. Change your undies 4. Drink a cup of water *Do them in that order (peeing comes first, even before washing up).

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zvn @sozivan

3 years ago

@fmeinaldy Gue pernah nanya pertanyaan yang sama ke Mba Iput dan dikasih link ini, lumayan membantu: righttobe.org/guides/bystand…

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zvn @sozivan

3 years ago

@saidiksonnin More like, being a seemingly less experienced person in a professional negotiation, but yeah, that works, too. 😂

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zvn @sozivan

3 years ago

You can't gaslight a master manipulator.

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zvn @sozivan

3 years ago

Packing for 3 weeks is a normal thing for me. But packing for clinical clerkship in another town is a whole different thing. Excited, but also hello headache.

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zvn @sozivan

3 years ago

Would life be more simple if I was incompetent?

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zvn @sozivan

4 years ago

Fangirling over fictional intelligent men with a healthy combination of benign narcissism & vulnerability, high empathy, and expertise in humanitarian work. Plus point if they wear glasses, have medium length wavy hair, exudes dominance, and use their manipulation skill for good.