man eating theydyke @spoicetwt
‼️this user has been exposed to rabies ‼️22 year old senior citizen, born-again fujoshi, and aspiring fat butch. evil lesbian. they/them Joined April 2019-
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politicians use the word communist in the same way middle-school boys use the word gay
politicians use the word communist in the same way middle-school boys use the word gay
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recalibrating my cognitive functions
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All I’ve had today is An orgasm and a celsius
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doing onions as a drug
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we all got that one homie who gets real quiet when the moderate to severe plaque psoriasis commercial comes on the tv
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indiana doesn’t deserve lake michigan
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I highly recommend having hobbies, it distracts you from falling in love unnecessarily
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My HIV positive friend when he drink he cut himself with a bottle then chase us around the whole night 😂😂
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u can be unemployed and chronically online which is bad. you can also be employed and chronically online, which cancels itself out. employed people who are chronically online are the closest things to angels
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fuck homework and fuck my bald ass calculus professor
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took a bendaryl after drinking vietnamese coffee let’s see who wins
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I do not "have a study method", I do not do "study plans". I sit down and read, and if I don't remember what I read, I KILL MYSELF
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I double dog dare the government to give me a gun and house me in IDF barracks
I double dog dare the government to give me a gun and house me in IDF barracks
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It's funny how people without pizzas in their hands actually think I'll answer my door.
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Kitten is going to tweak
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stopped using exclamation points in work messages so my coworkers know they've killed my spirit
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“you still have a long life ahead of you”
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