goob @squize74
just straight up goob Joined April 2010-
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Looney-Tunes universe Sojourner Truth: “Ain’t I a stinker”
This is what imagine dragons sounds like to the average retail customer
I’m a 37 year old licensed professional and this has been stuck in my head all damn day
(tearfully speaking at my daughters wedding) “you one-shotted my heart from the moment I first laid eyes on you, Zelda”
You see a beautiful woman being blamed for a situation, you never once believe it because more often than not time will vindicate them. Amber Heard, Winona Ryder, Jane Fonda. And I know what you’re thinking - what about Casey Anthony
You give me Jim Jarmusch, Paul Giamatti, and $50 million I’ll film that Confederacy of Dunces no problem
(dumb as shit and absolutely nothing to live for) I’m gonna tweet all day about 9/11 in real time
When my brother tries to FaceTime me to show me his newborn son but I’m simultaneously drafting my 10th round pick in my third fantasy draft this year
Noah Kahan Christmas album 2026: “I hope you’re merry Hoos / I hope you hate the Grinch”
*most depressed I’ve ever been in my life* “maybe I should rewatch the dark knight trilogy”
Thank you
In our state, you cannot replace Arkansas law with Sharia law. We will not allow it. Period.
Those bastards got me with the tom cruise speech
Chili’s is running a relentless astroturfing campaign on Gen Z with stunning success, devastating middle management across the nation
Hello again. We’re currently in Clemson, South Carolina. I’ve decided to come back here to document the final part of our road trip. The main reason I deactivated my account two weeks ago was that things became increasingly toxic. For some people, it’s unfortunately
A24 just announced the release date of #TheDebut — a limited open on Dec. 11. And ABC just announced that its star and director, Paul Giamatti and Jesse Eisenberg, will be on "Celebrity Millionaire" this season.
Una Geoffrey @GeoffreyUn24064
40 Followers 760 Following
Zog Machine 8000 @The_Talmudnator
407 Followers 3K Following I am a half jewish half human hybrid. I lead an army of 6 gazillion that was promised to me 3000 years.....in the future!
TATAR ALİ @TATARAL5
137 Followers 1K Following
Pretty Bob @PrettyBobyxuv
49 Followers 777 Following Single,Ready And Willingly To Be In A Relationship Now Over Year's ❤️😍 Have Lost My Soulmate 😢
sherlock @sherlockhomie37
19 Followers 47 Following
Kishio @Kishiohl5
32 Followers 3K Following
ivy 🥀 @bimbosmoking
607 Followers 4K Following she/it | go on, call me a marxist if that makes you feel better @peixespilled priv
enoch riley @rileyenoch8
549 Followers 7K Following I can say that I am a very attentive, responsible and caring lady. It is very easy for me to make friends with other people
Tal @TMWanish
231 Followers 259 Following Outdoor enthusiast. Indoor enthusiast. Overall generally enthused. @BoyYeetsWorld is my better half. He/They
Sarah Doyle @sarah_h_doyle
635 Followers 548 Following if you don’t get meat sweats or regret majority of the things you say, get out of here and leave the rest of us (me) in peace
Krystal Lynee @KrystalLlynee
10 Followers 207 Following
big ugh @itsbigugh
19 Followers 114 Following
Totally Ongoing Bigfo... @aspbergslim
115 Followers 380 Following Proactive Outreach i wear power ties & tell power lies
Zach @zachjohnson88
95 Followers 1K Following
condiment queen @cindybunbun18
60 Followers 98 Following
Jacob Steezworth @kakmayne
194 Followers 477 Following I guess if I had to pick my favorite ninja turtle it would be Raphael
Jordan Watkins @JCW_CU
16 Followers 129 Following This is just an outlet for all my ~feelings~ about @Clemsonfb so I can act normal in public. #GoTigers #BYOG
Cheerio @dboyonthebeat
158 Followers 1K Following Upcoming Entertainment Hip-Hop/Rap Music producer/Artist
Jed Gist @JedGist
48 Followers 101 Following
Grace @GraceNorthcutt
272 Followers 628 Following
Lisa Campbell @lidi89
46 Followers 115 Following
grace ☕️ @mgraceglenn
112 Followers 786 Following BLM. Defund the police. It’s never too late, but don’t waste a day | they/them | assembled in SC, operating in BK 🤠🌈
matt “part of the p... @mattgivesup
241 Followers 376 Following charming, but ultimately useless | he/him
Jennifer Michelle @walkerlvr74
33 Followers 116 Following My daughter @ReghanBerry died of a fentanyl overdose on 5/16/17. I am the Co-Founder/Co-Presenter at RIZE Prevention
cal @calhendrix
1K Followers 1K Following
Evans @Yevgeny604
17 Followers 1K Following
Haines Jones @NoPainsNoHaines
22 Followers 58 Following
bildungsraymond @rhendering
32 Followers 145 Following a truly terrible contribution to the online noise every three weeks or so. he/him
Kelly Schoustra @KellySchoustra
152 Followers 261 Following
TigerProud84 @TigerProud84
1K Followers 3K Following Two rules: 1) Think for yourself 2) GoTigers / Biologist, 7-time Super Bowl Champion, Proud Z28.310 #ALLIN #HTTR $ADA #PurplePride
trailcam @Trail_Cams
1.4M Followers 184 Following
sherlock @sherlockhomie37
19 Followers 47 Following
Regional American Foo... @RegionalUSFood
180K Followers 5 Following Shining a light on regional dishes from around the US since 2021 — featured in @Salon, @SFExaminer, @AtlasObscura, and more. Curated by @bromf3. Submit via DM
monkey & zoe ❤️ o... @oreoeocat
93K Followers 2K Following Oreo (20, rest in pee 💛 08/14/25), Monkey (“devious/scheming eunuch”, dilute calico, 2 y.o), and Zoe (“Protozoa”, calico, 4 y.o) || “momkey” is 27, she/her :)
Nathan J Robinson @NathanJRobinson
142K Followers 2K Following Editor-in-Chief of Current Affairs (@curaffairs). Subscribe to the magazine: https://t.co/h6yNAhGn41
donald boat @laserboat999
140K Followers 1K Following
Mr. Chau @Srirachachau
98K Followers 3K Following I love scary movies, westerns, and cool good dogs. Friend to all except the villains. I write comedy and make cartoons. My tweets are okay, mostly goofin
Brie Monger @ThisStupidTwink
67K Followers 842 Following https://t.co/zfElHhOujp https://t.co/uElhusMylk https://t.co/rKIwoDORVB merch ↓
James Boyd @RomeovilleKid
31K Followers 4K Following Colts @TheAthletic | Co-host @1075thefan l Romeoville raised, Region made
ivy 🥀 @bimbosmoking
608 Followers 4K Following she/it | go on, call me a marxist if that makes you feel better @peixespilled priv
Lights Camera Jackson @LCJReviews
10K Followers 579 Following Emmy Winner. Film Critic. Animation Reporter. Podcast and Online Host. TV Producer. Commentator / Analyst. Voiceover Artist. “My Very Rocky Christmas” Author.
ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports
912K Followers 346 Following I turn Art into Sports (and vice versa) | NO AI USED | “Everything I didn't know I needed" - follower testimonial | also @artbutnow
Anthony Richardson @GVOaant
74K Followers 892 Following Quarterback • Humble • Business Inquiries: [email protected] | #ForTheShoe
TrueAnon @TrueAnonPod
185K Followers 20 Following A show about your enemies made by your friends @Liz_Franczak Brace Belden @yungchomsky https://t.co/fs72hdMBv3 ace/aro
Tal @TMWanish
231 Followers 259 Following Outdoor enthusiast. Indoor enthusiast. Overall generally enthused. @BoyYeetsWorld is my better half. He/They
Carrie Coon @carriecoon
108K Followers 2K Following I do believe I’ll have the honor of taking Cuba.
Jacob Steezworth @kakmayne
194 Followers 477 Following I guess if I had to pick my favorite ninja turtle it would be Raphael
Got CTE from playing ... @doulbedoink
43K Followers 728 Following You Can’t Kill ME @mostcontropod 🐻 🏈 ☘️ 🏀
Jim Cummings @jimmycthatsme
91K Followers 24K Following Filmmaker | Thunder Road | The Wolf of Snow Hollow | The Beta Test | The Screener
david ehrlich @davidehrlich
594K Followers 444 Following chief film critic @IndieWire. acquired taste. writing a book about A24 (Norton/Liveright). he/him.
Promo Code: CUM or CU... @chapocheck
12K Followers 233 Following Cum Town fan, lover of life, current mayor of New York City. https://t.co/XMpiU7lRUR
Will Sennett @Senn_Spud
120K Followers 1K Following @CloserLookPod the warrior in the garden. proverbs twenty one thirty one the horse is made ready for the day of battle
Sarah Doyle @sarah_h_doyle
635 Followers 548 Following if you don’t get meat sweats or regret majority of the things you say, get out of here and leave the rest of us (me) in peace
Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz
89K Followers 1K Following Send me your address so I can visit you and explain my passions
big ugh @itsbigugh
19 Followers 114 Following
jake rhodes @jakebrodes
52K Followers 1K Following lord I don’t have to do a goddamn thing but sit around and wait to die drums for @drunkuncleatx the other guy from @pendejotime
john v. variety ❤�... @johnvvariety
12K Followers 999 Following CUBAN-RUSSIAN MISSILE CRISIS / DISCO EX MACHINA / RED WIDOWER / JOHN V. VARIETY NEW LP (debuted on tour w/ John Maus!) OUT NOW @ STREAM/TAPE/Etc.// SINGLE SOON
Clemson Softball 🥎 @clemsonsoftball
80K Followers 185 Following The official Twitter account of Clemson Softball (est. 2020); 🏆 2025 ACC Champions; 🏆 2021 ACC Regular Season Champions
Nation Of Language @notionofanguish
4K Followers 248 Following listen to 'Strange Disciple' 🤝 tickets for tours on sale now / live bookings: north+south america - [email protected] everywhere else - [email protected]
'CHKDSK' ''MUSIC'' @activeshouter
19K Followers 2K Following DANGER DEATH WARLORD & LASER DOT ICON COMIN WIT THE AUDIOVISUALLY TERRORISTIC BYTES N BITS! | @909worldwide | contact: momofunbun@ gmail | pfp: @goblin_sorcerer
GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic
278K Followers 2K Following Currently: Professor of Contemporary American Stupids Studies at the Lifetime Fitness College of Stupids Sciences, NYU. Former: PLAAF, US Navy, ADX Florence
Nick Mullen @nycguidovoice
211K Followers 66 Following 2026 Live shows on sale now • Full special here: https://t.co/SkRHkhr22f
Totally Ongoing Bigfo... @aspbergslim
115 Followers 380 Following Proactive Outreach i wear power ties & tell power lies
I Think You Should Pe... @ITYSPeaks
11K Followers 9 Following Turning Twin Peaks and I Think You Should Leave into a cosmic gumbo. Also on Instagram: @ithinkyoushouldPeaks
Alamo Drafthouse @alamodrafthouse
50K Followers 637 Following The best film, food, and drink since 1997.
































