dad @ssjavocado

you'll probably see me under a jjk post somewhere New Jersey, USA Joined October 2014

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Kitten 💖🐈 @kitten_beloved

a month ago

This situation is very common, if you don't know anybody like this it's because you're too young or because they don't trust you enough to tell you what's going on in their marriage It's embarrassing, people don't like talking about it, most men just suck it up

rosey🌹 @thechosenberg

2 months ago

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dad @ssjavocado

2 months ago

anybody mad about the og 4 returning is braindead lol

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Milo @MrRoflWaffles

2 months ago

I have a TON of Battlefield 6 beta EARLY ACCESS CODES to give away thanks to EA!! To win: - Follow @MrRoflWaffles - RT this tweet - Bonus points if you reply explaining why you deserve a code Picking winners all week. Good luck!! 🤞

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dad @ssjavocado

2 months ago

went through my mentions all the way back to 2018 now i wanna die

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dad @ssjavocado

2 months ago

surge shitting the bed in every grand finals they've been in is absolutely insane, this is going down in history for sure

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dad @ssjavocado

3 months ago

lex's pocket dimension in #superman was literally just the vex network, heavy vault of glass inspo it seems 👀

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dad @ssjavocado

3 months ago

if optic win champs, would that make mercules the cooper dejean of the cdl 🤨

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dad @ssjavocado

3 months ago

optic just won champs LMAOOOOOOO

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dad @ssjavocado

3 months ago

how is anyone supposed to win when optic has 2 dashy's now 😭

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dad @ssjavocado

3 months ago

yea bro that's karma for the entirety of ultra for this horrendous ass event

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dad @ssjavocado

3 months ago

idk if i'm being ignorant but is ewc even realistically going to happen at this point

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boto @TsarinaBomba

4 months ago

Going on a date. Year two without a girlfriend and day two off antidepressants. One way or another I’m spending the rest of my life with this girl.

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hunter* @y2khunter

4 months ago

his head too square he’d be in dat mask looking like a funko pop

dwayne ✧⍣ @justlifeinnit

4 months ago

his head too square he’d be in dat mask looking like a funko pop

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dad @ssjavocado

5 months ago

at this point this optic shit is pitiful man

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dad @ssjavocado

5 months ago

imagine optic get sib and reaquire pred

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cam @harleybaghdad

6 months ago

Death to Israel and the guy who wont let me merge

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dad @ssjavocado

7 months ago

if i see people suggesting felo or skyz to optic one more time i'm gonna tweak 😭, they are not going to fix the problem what so ever. felo will have 0 chem with pred/shottzy/dashy. only viable opinion i've seen so far is pred to flex and bench ken for huke 😭