austin 🇵🇸 @stdlib

we altered the flow of time, so that the world might once again feel small (bg: Roses, Butterfly and Puppies, by Nagasawa Rosetsu) Austin, TX Joined March 2009

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aLec robBins @alecrobbins

2 weeks ago

i don’t know how you can look at something like this and not immediately understand video games are the most beautiful medium known to mankind

Otaking 🇵🇸 @TheOtaking

2 weeks ago

i don’t know how you can look at something like this and not immediately understand video games are the most beautiful medium known to mankind

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Hamid Bendaas 🇩🇿🇵🇸🇮🇷 @HBendaas

2 weeks ago

What’s is the New York Times’ evidence that swing state voters dislike criticizing Israel? Haven’t seen a single poll that would come close to implying that

Annie Karni @anniekarni

2 weeks ago

What’s is the New York Times’ evidence that swing state voters dislike criticizing Israel? Haven’t seen a single poll that would come close to implying that https://t.co/av7FEbZTES

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Adam Friedland @AdamFriedland

2 weeks ago

Thank you big bro. I fuck w the hulk

Zeteo @zeteo_news

2 weeks ago

Thank you big bro. I fuck w the hulk

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Goons_TXT @Goons_TXT

9 years ago

I was too lazy to do anything about the ants so I just piled a bunch of sugar for them in a corner

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recently found out one of my friends has this follower on insta who just sends her $20 every time she posts a pic with her feet in it. doesn’t ask questions or make requests or do anything like that just hits the cash app. 100% business mindset

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austin 🇵🇸 @stdlib

3 weeks ago

"Do you know what today is, friendo? Today is the day you become gay"

Chris Wade @saywhatagain

3 weeks ago

"Do you know what today is, friendo? Today is the day you become gay"

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A-100 gecs @PinstripeBungle

3 weeks ago

can’t believe people are tut tutting “graphic video” dude I’ve been seeing little kids get their limbs shredded into ribbons and burned alive in hospital beds for two years that was nothing

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austin 🇵🇸 @stdlib

3 weeks ago

Lol twitter muted my QT of Ezra klein telling him to fuck off. you can't find it on my profile

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austin 🇵🇸 @stdlib

4 weeks ago

we all have that one homie

Rabbit Lovers Community USA @RabbitLoversUSA

4 weeks ago

we all have that one homie

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Fadel Allassan @FadelAllassan

4 weeks ago

US Justice Department posts a statement that's a screenshot from a 30% battery iPhone in airplane mode that begins with: "I met a woman named Skylar on Hinge"

U.S. Department of Justice @TheJusticeDept

4 weeks ago

US Justice Department posts a statement that's a screenshot from a 30% battery iPhone in airplane mode that begins with: "I met a woman named Skylar on Hinge"

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Sam Biddle @samfbiddle

4 weeks ago

Freshmen at this unaccredited school co-founded by the co-founder of Palantir have to read a book written by Palantir's CEO and then debate his ideas for a chance to win front row seats at a Palantir presentation.

University of Austin (UATX) @uaustinorg

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Out Of Context Communism @OOCcommunism

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Gaza Notifications @gazanotice

4 weeks ago

🚨BREAKING : The Israeli army has wiped out the remaining members of journalist Dohaa Alsosifeen’s family, killing her father, mother, sister Misk, and the rest of her relatives, including children.