🕷 @stephoustx

I myself am strange and unusual Houston, Texas Joined March 2012

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amapola. @O_Dolly

a week ago

I would choose to be her mom in the next lifetime. My girl deserves a soft childhood.

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JP 𖣂⍣ @Awakenjp

2 months ago

how did I go from this to paying bills

Nostalgia @NostalgiaFolder

a year ago

how did I go from this to paying bills

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feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn

3 months ago

Turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when you pick the right partner.

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Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369

3 months ago

Someone said "30 years ago", and my mind went to the 1970s, but they meant 1995, and now I need to lie down.

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🕷 @stephoustx

3 months ago

Gin Martini > Vodka Martini 🍸

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KLASIK♠️ @Klasik007

4 months ago

i'm 100% confident that my mother’s prayers have saved my life more times than i can imagine.

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B. @buhlesrevenge

5 months ago

the music your parents introduce you to stays with you forever

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The situation in the Gaza Strip is increasingly worrying and painful. I renew my heartfelt appeal to allow the entry of dignified humanitarian aid and to bring an end to the hostilities, whose heart-rending price is borne by children, the elderly, and the sick.

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Gymshark @Gymshark

5 months ago

you never regret going to the gym

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🕷 @stephoustx

5 months ago

A minute of working out in CrossFit is like 3 hours, then a minute of rest is like 3 seconds. No me gustan EMOM’s 🫠

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khy 🫧 @theonlykhy

5 months ago

None of my swimsuits will be kid friendly this summer teach yall kids about bad bitches

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🕷 @stephoustx

6 months ago

My OH squats feel sm better 🥹 getting stronger is fun.

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🕷 @stephoustx

6 months ago

Heb will always have my heart but Sprouts is pretty cool.

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🕷 @stephoustx

6 months ago

10K+ steps by 11 am on a Sunday? 😌

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💕 @Beebz05

6 months ago

Jeezy for the go-getters! Dont even worry about it babe

Big B @theebertab

6 months ago

Jeezy for the go-getters! Dont even worry about it babe

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SIE @_badassiee

6 months ago

Often times, my silence is kindness.

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RODEOHOUSTON @RODEOHOUSTON

6 months ago

Houston’s built for this. Good luck this season, @astros 🤘

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🕷 @stephoustx

6 months ago

They built a JuiceLand by my job/our gym and I’m obsesssssed. They have bomb protein smoothies AND strawberry matcha. Tends to both of my personalities ha.