steve @stevelw2
perfect ! I wish, just Mr average trying to make sense of life laid back and easy going impossible to offend be yourself and enjoy life its short under a large mushroom Joined June 2011-
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Let’s settle this once and for all, is it pronounced: 🔘 ah-pricot 🔘 ay-pricot
As Gwyneth Paltrow releases a candle that purportedly ‘smells like an orgasm’, early reviews suggest it’s a bit of an anti-climax.
BREAKING: Vatican designates Barnard Castle a sacred site after thousands of blind pilgrims are miraculously cured over the past 24 hours.
5:18am Currently have an 8 pump fire at an industrial unit in Chilmark. - tinyurl.com/y7oty79j
@ByDonkeys @Nigel_Farage When you #clapforcarers remember this govt is pretty #crapforcarers
Hi @Nigel_Farage. Tonight millions of Brits will clap for carers like Polish doctor Natka. Nobody will be clapping for you. (Location: Birmingham)
Today, my sister Kerrie & I try to show #compassion for those tempted to break lockdown rules. Ultimately, we agree saving lives is more important than a dick appointment. (sorry)
MPs offered an extra £10,000 each to work from home, coming as a great comfort to nurses wearing bin bags to protect themselves from coronavirus.
I'm God, I'm omniscient, I'm the Creator of the Universe, and even I can't believe this shit.
"We do consider both the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny to be essential workers". Prime Minister of New Zealand Jacinda Ardern reassures children ahead of Easter - but admits "it's a bit difficult at the moment for the bunny to perhaps get everywhere."
📢During the #Covid19 outbreak you may see water company personnel out on the streets. They have been designated #keyworkers so we can continue to maintain networks and keep the #water flowing. #wave4water 👋
📢During the #Covid19 outbreak you may see water company personnel out on the streets. They have been designated #keyworkers so we can continue to maintain networks and keep the #water flowing. #wave4water 👋
Give a Girl a Sprinkled Donut... And she can Conquer the World... Love, Gertie the Bulldog 🍩🐾🐶🐾 #gertiethebulldog #gertiegotdonuts #Donuts #World #COVID19 #staysafe #SocialDistancing #SaturdayThoughts #dogsoftwitter #CatsOfTwitter #bulldog #dogs #dog
Matt Hancock 23.01.2020 - "There is an increased likelihood that #coronavirus cases may arise in this country, we are well prepared & well equipped to deal with them." 🤔
I loaded all of Ted Glens on-line shopping onto the van , there was 1 Sombrero 2 Cases of San Miguel 1 Pinata And 1 Paella cook-book Mrs Goggins asked "why has Ted ordered all that ?" I said - "Hispanic buying" 🤭
I’m giving the Easter Bunny the green light to visit your homes this year. Please notify the children.
#StayHomeSaveLives Share this vital message 🔽
I have been social distancing for 56 years. #psoriasis #psoriaticarthritis #notmynewnormal #SelfIsolation #ChronicPain #chronicillness #Fibromyalgia #autoimmunedisease
The UK’s cows create 36m tonnes of poo every year - enough to fill over 14,000 Olympic swimming pools, or 31 and a half Wembley stadia.
Cramper en Masse @CramperEnMasse
3K Followers 4K Following Follow my Youtube Channel Suivez ma Chaîne Youtube https://t.co/qkV7FrP2Bd
Shrewton Running @shrewtonrunning
162 Followers 198 Following Shrewton Running Club established Feb 2016. England Athletics and Wiltshire Athletics Association affiliated. New members very welcome.
Guthbeer @GuthBeer
176 Followers 341 Following Im GuthBeer. Love Beer and Sports. Occasional Affiliated Twitch Streamer https://t.co/ONicUb9Cjz
PunishingEvents @punishingevents
10K Followers 9K Following Event organisers for 16 years - GNR 22/03 - Erewash Tri16/08 -Ashbourne Triathlon 10/5 - Ashbourne Duathlon 12/4 - Blithfield triathlon 2/8
The AJP Group @the_ajp_group
28K Followers 22K Following Event management - Sporting/Motivational Speaker Agency - Golf - Football - Exhibitions - 🇦🇪 🇺🇸 🇬🇧 🇲🇾 🇦🇺 Be Kind, Be Good & Be Happy
Care Quality Commissi... @CareQualityComm
178K Followers 8K Following We are the independent regulator of health and adult social care in England. https://t.co/a72KdILSTu
Daniel Pownall @dpownall160889
250 Followers 378 Following Is all about footy, cricket oh and the dog 🐶🐑
Joe Wharton @jwharton89
44 Followers 143 Following
Rachel @Stop_Psoriasis
469 Followers 489 Following Let's talk about Psoriasis... I'll tell you on my website how I cured my psoriasis.
Green Herb Angel @GreenHerbAngel
259 Followers 642 Following Our natural skin care products are handmade with herbs to nourish and nuture your skin.Visit our web Forum to share ideas & find out more about healing herbs
Billie the Vision @BTVATD
737 Followers 684 Following BILLIE THE VISION AND THE DANCERS - OFFICIAL. Follow lars @lindquistlars
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Yang Brennick @YangBrennick718
179 Followers 1K Following I'm a mother of two children, I like shopping, investing in gold, saving and income security in later life
gillian sims @gilliansims3
0 Followers 14 Following
Humour.com @Humourcom
1K Followers 422 Following Vidéos drôles - Images drôles ainsi que le plus gros répertoire de blagues du web francophone. La pause café Humour de votre journée
TheSingleParent @Space_04
439 Followers 1K Following It is our concept dedicated to providing single parents with alternative living arrangements and childcare assistance.
The Urban Gentleman @Urban_Gentlemen
234 Followers 531 Following We report the latest in news, fashion and events from an urban gentleman perspective. Advertise Info: http://t.co/cvHgJqQ96b.
Just Pleasure Me @JustPleasureMe
185 Followers 359 Following The official account for Just Pleasure Me (http://t.co/OJFejKVecq) - also check out some of our staff at @justpleasureab @justpleasuremd
funny humour @funnyhumour
132K Followers 74K Following cracking ribs from back in the day with the best jokes on twitter...feel free to please send me jokes...ill retweet.
Catherine @Maidenwilts81
25 Followers 192 Following
sharemaster @master_share
510 Followers 1K Following
Josh @joshvarzaru
431 Followers 2K Following
Danielle Laughton @DeTasty
1K Followers 208 Following A good wife and a cumslut. I love you guys knowing how dirty I can be. When you see me in the street, wink. x
Nigel @Stegsythedog
1K Followers 2K Following Bath and England rugby boy, Mathematician, owner of Moonraker cider, and 7% records, astrophysicist too. Love Bristol, foodie. I hate injustice.
Office for Health Imp... @OHID
9K Followers 292 Following Official feed of the Office for Health Improvement and Disparities. Working to improve the nation’s health & reduce health disparities. Part of @DHSCgovuk
NHS @NHSuk
580K Followers 5K Following We help you find information and services to help you manage your health. Find out more at https://t.co/2SPjpIySsl
Sciensus_Group @Sciensus_Group
575 Followers 55 Following Sciensus is a life sciences business specialising in patient access, engagement & insight solutions. We support 200K+ patients across the EU, UK & Switzerland.
Sciensus @Sciensus
154 Followers 34 Following Sciensus are a specialist Health Informatics (HI) consultancy working with the Pharmaceutical Industry and NHS
Postman Pat @PostmanPat__
5K Followers 400 Following Greendale's finest Postman ! 🍺🍺🍺 parody . . . obviously 🙁 #PissedUpPat #PatStats
Helen McAteer - Psori... @PUkceo
497 Followers 288 Following Chief Executive of the Psoriasis Association
NICE @NICEComms
241K Followers 1K Following Official feed of NICE - National Institute for Health and Care Excellence. We produce evidence-based health and social care guidance. Tweets by the comms team.
Ofwat @Ofwat
15K Followers 530 Following We regulate England and Wales' water sector, so companies provide the best customer service and improve the environment. RTs do not imply endorsement
TIME @TIME
19.1M Followers 473 Following News and current events from around the globe. Since 1923. Subscribe: https://t.co/yT0dueLEm0
Humour.com @Humourcom
1K Followers 422 Following Vidéos drôles - Images drôles ainsi que le plus gros répertoire de blagues du web francophone. La pause café Humour de votre journée
Care Quality Commissi... @CareQualityComm
178K Followers 8K Following We are the independent regulator of health and adult social care in England. https://t.co/a72KdILSTu
NASA @NASA
88.0M Followers 158 Following Official NASA account. Exploring the universe, advancing science, and inspiring the next generation of explorers. Verification: https://t.co/8nok3NP4PW
Mark Twain @TheMarkTwain
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The Onion @TheOnion
11.1M Followers 7 Following America's Finest News Source. A @globtetrahedron subsidiary. Get the paper delivered to your door: https://t.co/jJP2Apbhe8
Healthcare at Home @hah_insights
902 Followers 72 Following Please be aware this account is no longer monitored. Please follow our new account @Sciensus_Group
Foreign, Commonwealth... @FCDOGovUK
1.1M Followers 3K Following We lead the UK’s diplomatic, development and consular work around the world.
Water UK @WaterUK
14K Followers 1K Following We represent water companies to ensure that customers receive high quality tap water at a reasonable price and that our environment is protected and improved.
Lifehacker @lifehacker
3.6M Followers 219 Following Do everything better. We may earn affiliate commissions from products linked below.
TechCrunch @TechCrunch
10.2M Followers 462 Following Technology news and analysis with a focus on founders and startup teams. Got a tip? https://t.co/J0WxnZxSRY
Gertie the Bulldog @srabinowitz1
10K Followers 9K Following I'm not your average Bulldog...I'm much happier!!!
Twitter Food @TwitterFood
752K Followers 850 Following This account is no longer active. Follow @X for updates.
Laughing Squid Hostin... @LS_Hosting
7K Followers 1 Following The hosting side of @LaughingSquid, focusing on Managed @WordPress hosting.
evian @evianwater
38K Followers 322 Following 🏔Natural mineral water from the French Alps 👣Bcorp certified & Carbon neutral for a sustainable future 💧#eviandrinktrue
Adorned Tattoo @AdornedTattoo
563 Followers 184 Following Hey, if you’re in the Poole or Bournemouth area and you wanna get tattooed… then drop in to see us! We are in Ashley Cross, Poole, Dorset x
Modern Toss @ModernToss
56K Followers 562 Following the stink of excellence in a world gone tits up. Contact: [email protected]
Have I Got News For Y... @haveigotnews
1.0M Followers 175 Following This account is run by Hat Trick, who make HIGNFY. The BBC have asked us to point out it's nothing to do with them; the twitter feed that is, not the TV show.
British Museum @britishmuseum
2.0M Followers 41K Following Book tickets at https://t.co/aG4T7YfZjR House rules: https://t.co/8arKPGlG0I
Stonehenge & Avebury ... @StoneAveWHS
2K Followers 310 Following Stonehenge, Avebury and Associated Sites was inscribed by @UNESCO in 1986, one of the UK's first World Heritage Sites. Follow for news from the team & partners.
Stonehenge @EH_Stonehenge
51K Followers 1K Following Official account of Stonehenge in Wiltshire, managed by English Heritage. Stonehenge is open 9.30am - 7pm every day.
Shrewton Running @shrewtonrunning
162 Followers 198 Following Shrewton Running Club established Feb 2016. England Athletics and Wiltshire Athletics Association affiliated. New members very welcome.
English Heritage @EnglishHeritage
211K Followers 461 Following We’re here to help everyone get closer to England’s heritage.
BBC World Service @bbcworldservice
568K Followers 725 Following News, views and highlights from the BBC's international radio station.
BBC Trending @BBCtrending
230K Followers 15K Following In depth reporting about the world of social media. Listen to our podcast: https://t.co/QQ5bYkFixC
UberFacts @UberFacts
12.8M Followers 1 Following The most unimportant things you’ll never need to know 💥
arabist @arabist
96K Followers 1K Following The personal account of Issandr Amrani, author of The Arabist blog. Mostly MENA politics and culture. Usual caveats apply. Also at @[email protected]
Marco Pierre Shite �... @Marco__P_Shite
21K Followers 3K Following The first person ever to rate food on the internet! where is my spoon? Parody obviously! don’t be an idiot! we need a bigger spoon!
Sarah El Deeb @seldeeb
56K Followers 4K Following Associated Press Investigative journalist. Based in Beirut. email me at seldeeb at ap dot org
Rawya Rageh @RawyaRageh
80K Followers 2K Following Sr. Crisis Adviser @Amnesty. Investigating war crimes, human rights abuses in crises. Ex @AJEnglish @AP. ‘02 @AUC ‘06 @ColumbiaJourn. Views=own, RT≠endorsement.
Aya Batrawy @ayaelb
11K Followers 3K Following @NPR correspondent leading new Gulf bureau. It's the moments you can't relay in a tweet that matter most.
@LidlGB @LidlGB
385K Followers 82 Following Welcome to Lidl GB’s official Twitter. Have a question? We’re here from Mon-Sat 8am-8pm & Sun 9am-5pm. Customer Privacy Policy: https://t.co/wpdkw7Q12S
Shaparak Khorsandi ش... @ShappiKhorsandi
215K Followers 3K Following Stand-up comic, author and all round delight. Trustee @sohotheatre mgt: Curtis Brown Keynote/host [email protected] https://t.co/bSRBkn1lcG
Simply Nick (Pink Ele... @PinkElephant146
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