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neal, god damnit
speed ball episode stuck with me atop 90 other masterpiece episodes
speed ball episode stuck with me atop 90 other masterpiece episodes
we're living in a world where two rival versions of Sublime are touring simultaneously - yesterday Sublime headlined a festival in Orlando and Sublime With Rome headlined at Red Rocks - my question is, why stop at two Sublimes? Let's get as many Sublimes on the road as possible
wife: where did you get that jacket?? me:
wife: where did you get that jacket?? me:
no idea what the panthers did thurs or fri but im sure it was fuckin terrible
Ishbia has the face of a man who thought he was smarter than everyone else realizing that he in fact was the fool all along
Ishbia has the face of a man who thought he was smarter than everyone else realizing that he in fact was the fool all along https://t.co/5EVWYL1AJV
My wife.
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
nuggets -6.5. hit 15-23. mother jesus joseph. he so fking good
nuggets -6.5. hit 15-23. mother jesus joseph. he so fking good
me and who
ugh im in love
The entire EarlyBirds subreddit is all failsons who have recently learned how to get up at a normal time. I love it
she shows up for our date — it’s a trap. i am nowhere to be seen. restaurants are bourgeois. she posts about me standing her up — male leftist misogyny. aha, but has she considered my anxiety? move and countermove fill my vision as i am struck by a doordash ebike doing 120mph
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Jason Miller literally drugged his mistress with abortion pills without her knowledge or consent because he didn’t want her carrying his child.
Trump advisor Jason Miller says Trump wants to let states “monitor” women’s pregnancies so they can know if they've gotten an abortion
I have never stopped thinking about this, and neither should you.
Today a young man on acid realized that all matter’s merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we’re all 1 consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there’s no such thing as death, life’s only a dream & we’re the imagination of ourselves. Heres Tom with the Weather
What’s worse: The Democratic Chairman of the Senate Judiciary Cmte is asleep at the switch, with no apparent strategy to address this. When will @SenatorDurbin finally take seriously the existential threat to democracy posed by these corrupt, unaccountable Republican judges?
Donald Trump is a threat to national security
What’s the truest sentence you know?
@FerrazzanoJay @Wildfang135 Whatever you say Mikhail
My favorite thing to do when dating 30 somethings is asking them what they were doing on 9/11 Because they definitely always remember
"you're trying to strike a chord and it's probably a minor" is easily one of the funniest fucking lines I have ever heard in a diss track in my entire goddamn life
Can we all finally agree that this album was mid?
My husband is growing his hair out per my request and it looks so fucking hot sticking out of a backwards hat every time i look at him i want to climb up the entire length of his body and sit on his head
@KYCara @HerKentucky I am begging society to bring back short shorts and trucker hats for men.
✨ While I have your attention ✨ I am fundraising $50k for abortion access in Kentucky! You can donate here —> fund.nnaf.org/khjn24
@tettraOS You know LMPD would be there in full riot gear over that stupid fucking bush in 2024.
Someone posted their Kentucky Derby infield photos from 1980 on fb and I’m obsessed with how debaucherous it looks.
Zoologist here, this is not cute. Chickens only do this when they're sick as fuck.
hell yeah brother
he says this knowing good and well next season gonna have an episode where a trafficking ring gets exposed during a rap battle between Duke and Kenyon Lavar
@SenFettermanPA btw, this is the thing that makes a boing sound when you flick it
@John90403 He was responding to calls for help about people riding dirt bikes and ATVs in the area which were making people unsafe.
@lhamtil Didn’t want those 2.5s to fall off and rock the gym
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