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All day long, wearing a mask of false bravado... Joined December 2019-
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Listening to Queens albums could be bad for your health due to... high mercury content...
I find it both ironic and frustrating that running the @Sportsnet Now app on my @RogersHelps Ignite TV box is resulting in the same problems that the @Sportsnet Now ad says I can avoid by using their app.
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York And Georgia. And Wisconsin. And Michigan. And Pennsylvania. And Nevada. And Arizona....
Trump was golfing earlier in the day when it would’ve been a more reasonable hour for the troops
Trump was golfing earlier in the day when it would’ve been a more reasonable hour for the troops
Make a movie about baseball by changing one word in the title.
I saw a woman with a t-shirt that said "Guess" on it. Apparently "Implants?" was not the appropriate response..? #DocAfterDark
Emily Murphy and Bill Barr are never in the same room at the same time.
OBSERVERS WERE NOT ALLOWED INTO THE COUNTING ROOMS. WE WON THE GRAMMYS, GOT LOADS OF LEGAL VOTES. BAD THINGS HAPPENED WHICH OUR OBSERVERS WERE NOT ALLOWED TO SEE. NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE. DOZENS OF BALLOTS WERE SENT TO PEOPLE WHO NEVER ASKED FOR THEM! #RIGGEDGRAMMYS #WEWON
I told you the smear ads were coming, but Georgians will see Sen. @KLoeffler’s ads for what they are.
MISSING! This is my 16 yr old daughter. She has been gone about 18 hours. If anyone in Colorado could please circulate this I would be grateful. She is at risk. My heart is broken. She is 4’11’, 125 lbs. We adopted her 8 years ago, never been able to undo the damage she suffered
@KamalaHarris My name is Tyler Gordon and I'm 14 years old and I live in the Bay Area! I painted this picture of you and I hope you like it!!! Please Rt and tag her so that she can see this. Please!!! @JoeBiden @DouglasEmhoff @SenKamalaHarris @WeGotGame2
Rams CB Jalen Ramsey purchased $20,000 in Vons grocery gift cards that were distributed at a Turkey giveaway in South LA and Inglewood today. 👏👏👏
In my thirty-five years in the Foreign Service across the world, I put a Cajun spin on it. I call it Gumbo diplomacy. Wherever I was posted, I’d invite people of all walks then make homemade gumbo. Thats how you break down barriers, connect, and see each-other as humans.
Randy Quaid: known for two roles and a creepy internet video ( Google it. ) John Ales: Worked with greats like Ang Lee, Eddie Murphy, Dennis Leary, Patrick Stewart! Also is an all around awesome and hilarious dude! *paid for by the campaign to get @IAmJohnAles more followers.
The following is a true story. It's an American story. Maybe the most American story. Stick around to the end.
This may be the strongest optical illusion I’ve ever seen.
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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married? Feyoncé.
My wife screamed: You haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you? What a weird way to start a conversation!
@TaoofStieb Except for Yelich hitting for the cycle video, "you gotta go!" 🤢
Did Jarren Duran think that Tapia's flyball was a vaccination? Because he went to extreme lengths to avoid it.
corey perry leaving teams that were beaten by tampa to play for tampa and still lose
Phil Nevin as a manager Total games: 18 Games won: 7 Games suspended: 10
@ArturoChong5 @sportsnow41 @NickCocco18 @JeffPassan At least they ain’t wasting the careers of 2 of the greatest players of all time 💀💀💀
Ok here’s the plan: 1. Trade for Luis Castillo 2. Move Kikuchi to the pen and try again next year 3. Make Strip a full time starter 4. Sprinkle some magic in there 5. Win the World Series ez
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What they gonna say now???
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Mike Tyson punched somebody who was Fn with him……. The problem is nowadays, MFs think they WON’T get punched in the Face…
A rough morning. RIP Duke… You have been the best part of my life for the past 12 years. Hard to say good bye. 💔
75 years ago today, Jackie Robinson became the first African American to play Major League Baseball. Today, we honor his legacy. #JackieRobinsonDay
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