(dys)functional mess ✨ @swiftlybooked
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When it’s 10 minutes before a meeting and you open the doc you received three days in advance and get one of these
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"I will never leave Easter eggs about my personal life" oh she set that boundary with the gaylors as nice as she possibly could
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"I AM NEVER GOING TO PLANT AN EASTER EGG THAT TIES INTO MY PERSONAL LIFE!!!" MAY EVERY KAYLOR, GAYLOR, MAYLOR AND JOE WIDOW PERISH IN A FOREST FIRE
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Si a alguien le sirve, este meme me está resultando mágico. Lo comparto y de alguna u otra forma llega dinero. A mis amigas les pasó lo mismo. Se los regalo, úsenlo para el bien y después cuéntenme.
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This can’t be the same paycheck my coworker raising 4 kids with
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this is so cute 🥹🥹
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Monse no murió, Marlon la mató. Monse no murió, Marlon la mató. Monse no murió, Marlon la mató. #JusticiaParaMontse #8M
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#1 @taylorswift13 At No. 1 for an unprecedented third year running after another record-breaking year following the Eras Tour and subsequent album drop it's the first ever 5x Global Artist Chart winner, US pop megastar Taylor Swift. Congrats! @taylornation13 #GlobalArtistChart
Actually I just want AI to answer my work emails
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Women couldn’t have their own credit until 1974. Marital rape became illegal nationwide in 1994. We are ONE generation into women having a CHANCE at life & it’s proved so intolerable America would rather end itself than allow such a thing to continue.
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@adn40 Hola Porfavor espero hagan viral este hilo-comentario: Héctor fue un gran veterinario, una gran persona en general, tenia 2 hijos de los cuales el siempre se encargó y me consta que siempre trato de darles lo mejor que pudiera, lo vi crecer su veterinaria…
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Taylor estuvo dando propina a los trabajadores en el after party de los Grammy "We appreciate you so much""thank you" ❤️
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If you voted for this guy, you got played.
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me and my basic white girl music taste against the world
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“I don’t like her outfit” well good thing your ass can’t afford it anyways 😭
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one day you are fourteen and listening to this girl from pennsylvania for the first time and the next thing you know it's 2025 and you're being woken up by your anxiety because it's chiefs game day and alison decided she liked a fuckass bracelet 87 made for her back in 2023 like
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Como que Taylor está hablando de Jalisco y mariachis 🇲🇽 Feliz día de tu última quimio niño lindo, que la vida de traiga pura felicidad 🫶 x.com/raceyy13surf/s…
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went to the eras tour so long ago that she wasn't doing mashups yet
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Taylor correcting her security to say “stay back PLEASE” oh taymother!!!! This is the kind of moment that really makes me appreciate who she is as a person.
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