swiftphoot @swiftphoot

Joined May 2008

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San Antonio Spurs @spurs

5 years ago

RT this if you've voted already! #Vote

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swiftphoot @swiftphoot

7 years ago

Keyboard kitty WFH Fail! youtu.be/jPIv-WewjTQ via @YouTube

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Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti

7 years ago

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial of its own. Here is the first page.

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Chenpai @chenposter

7 years ago

I'm watching a livesteam of one of the commencements right now and this dude brought his fucking Niko daki

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Takashi Mochizuki @6d6f636869

8 years ago

藤井さん（ @Tak_Fujii )曰く「プレスデーはノリが悪いぞ」とのことなので、一般公開日はもっともっといきましょう。あ、ハコはかなり小さめなのでお気をつけて。(2/2)

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swiftphoot @swiftphoot

9 years ago

12 minutes to go one mile between 1500 Toomey and Book people at 2 pm today #fixaustintraffic

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FOST @GeorgeFoster72

10 years ago

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swiftphoot @swiftphoot

12 years ago

RT @billcorbett: You win this round, fitted sheet

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swiftphoot @swiftphoot

13 years ago

North Korean Gulags Receive Less Than Stellar Reviews flip.it/an9J1

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Rob Huebel @robhuebel

13 years ago

Whoever designed toilets was smart to not have them go "YUMMM!!!" when they flush.

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Matt Besser @MattBesser

13 years ago

I wish Biden would hurry up and say something about assault weapons so that Obama can.

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swiftphoot @swiftphoot

14 years ago

RT @[STRONGSIDE/WEAKSIDE: Anthony Davis] The Kentucky frosh struggles to resist blocking his own shots. Is he any good? onion.com/GNcdyM

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14 years ago

Really? "@nbacares: .@YaoMing takes on 'giant' role with panda-breeding program"

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swiftphoot @swiftphoot

14 years ago

The movie Skyline should be retitled "Why not to leave your condo in LA"

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swiftphoot @swiftphoot

15 years ago

Help Im trapped at nordstrom rack! (@ Nordstrom Rack) http://4sq.com/66VxcX

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swiftphoot @swiftphoot

16 years ago

I'm at Creepy Gas Station (45th and Burnet, Austin). http://4sq.com/9tlToG

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16 years ago

I'm at AT&T Center (1150 South Olive St., Los Angeles). http://4sq.com/6woIRl

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16 years ago

reading latest tc boyle book not enjoying it

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16 years ago

Matinee showing At the drafthouse of away we go http://twitpic.com/95ob6

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16 years ago

Cat has blocked urinary track hello vet bills

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