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Last week, we called the concentration camps at the border for what they are. In the week since: - Acting director of Customs & Border Patrol resigned - Bank of America announced they will stop financing for-profit immigrant detention & private prisons. Words matter.
High thought of the evening: you could’ve been born as bacteria but you weren’t.
I don’t make short jokes I make small observations
Something about having a cold really chaps your lips in just the right shade #myspringcolor
Wouldn’t it make more sense if we had been created by the devil instead of god?
If I could eye roll on a continuous loop that would be great
Things middle schoolers say: “Chris wuz here” “I licked all the fries so they’re mine now” Main takeaways of US history: “Chris wuz here” “I touched this land so it’s mine now”
Took my little sis to junior high volley ball practice. Coach: Hi! Do you want to join us too? Me, thinking she’s kidding: haha no thanks! Coach: don’t be nervous! You’ll get the hang of it! Me, realizing she’s not kidding: Coach: Me: I’m 25.
The best thing is when you get to a point with your coworkers where you can walk by and make eye contact without fake smiling to pretend like either of you give a shit
America: land of the free roaming rapists; home of the brave judges who protect them
French onion soup is like I’ll have some bread and cheese with a side of broth. And make sure my breath smells extra bad after.
Concept: A bread bowl at @panerabread but it’s only filled with melted cheese and your feelings
Last night a guy hesitated, then yelled, “you’re adorable!” as I walked by...and it became the most endearing cat call I’ve ever experienced #politeharassment
How come every time I try to make plans with myself she bails? Women are soooo flaky amiright?
I want to know what has to happen in someone’s life to get to the point where you’re walking down a main road in San Diego with a chicken in a stroller at 6 pm on a Saturday
Officially entered natural.cannabis.company #highart2018! Check out all of the amazing… instagram.com/p/Bgl3_-rhPxt/
Clean for 30 min. Lay for 60 min. Repeat until you have washboard abs and 3 million dollars.
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