syd 🤠 @sydneycarol1ne
full time yearner Joined August 2020-
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King Charles has been diagnosed with needing a one dance, Buckingham Palace reports.
born to be a lover. forced to be disappointed
dropping poetry in the girls chat today
waiiiiiit why am i lowkey passionate from miles away….
just got back from my dr appointment and it didn’t go well… she prescribed me a 6 month stay by the sea for exhaustion and hysteria. i have to start packing my bags tonight
I want him to be like hello ma’am and i’m like don’t call me ma’am that makes me feel old. Then he’s like there’s nothing wrong with being old especially if you’re a woman as beautiful as yourself. And he also mows my lawn with no shirt on and i watch him through the window.
I want him to be like hello ma’am and i’m like don’t call me ma’am that makes me feel old. Then he’s like there’s nothing wrong with being old especially if you’re a woman as beautiful as yourself. And he also mows my lawn with no shirt on and i watch him through the window.
got a kindle for xmas and it's amazing how quickly i am making this my personality trait. i've read 3 books in 2 days. my phone screen time is down 60%. i am so much better than everyone else
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Men love gossip so much that they created intelligence agencies
Steve Harvey: Sum up the human condition in one word Me: I'm gonna go longing, Steve My family: Good answer good answer Steve: Show me longing! [Longing/Yearning flips over in the #1 slot]
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this is how evil gay guys greet each other
Hello, sweet Sister. It warms my heart to see you again. The Night Mother has been smiling upon you, I hope.
Three tickets to Challengers please
no he’s not. all you people know is depravity
feds put me in the penn cuz i aint a teller
Hey babe do you think your hottest friend would want to see challengers with us. also can I talk to you about something
sometimes sitting next to someone in an amc with the recliners is a little too intimate like why must we lie next to each other as man lies with wife
One of the best tweets of all time full stop
“a white horse covered in blood galloping down a busy street” sounds like a dream tony soprano has before killing a close friend for snitching
Pastor opening his sermon after finding out his wife cheated on him:
Is it ever OK to gather fruit from someone else's tree? latimes.com/lifestyle/stor…
the first thing you see when you wake up from falling out of a coconut tree
Might sound weird, but I think thousands of kids at elite universities from immense privilege risking their (earned or unearned) status for the lives of people they will never meet is breathtakingly beautiful
The chocolate bar Charlie puth lyric kinda legitness cuz it’s real asf. Ur lying if you haven’t been like high asf eating Canes and was like…….Girl what happened to the cheetah girls?! Or something of that nature
White producers will make the most incredible soulful beat you’ve ever heard whole time they look like this
*snorts line in a pitch meeting* it's a movie about a bunch of girls who all share the same pair of pants. one of them is curvy but that is not a problem for the pants
Ppl on Twitter: if you look at the left corner of his eye the iris diverges and also the light pattern is not consistent. This is AI. Ppl on Facebook after seeing a pitbull praying at church with wings: Amen 🙏 how do you train your dog to do this send advise 🕊
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