ToKenWytgirl @teach_em_SPED
Joined September 2011-
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Turning off your adult child's cell phone data is a great way to remind them, they aren't truly an adult if their parent still pays the bills. But now they want my help to fix the problem... remember I'm stupid and don't know anything. You're an adult, figure it out🤣
So it is like 11 degrees today and the tiny human wants to go play in the snow. He can't find his boots and I'm not willing to remind him he stuck them in the washer, when I asked him not to.
Seriously confused why on my new phone I have 630 pictures of Japan from someone who is not my friend anymore. What the hell google, we haven't been friends for 2 years and these were taken after we stopped being friends. It won't let me delete them from my phone
No one ever tells you, Christmas sucks as a mother. I have done all the shopping for the kids and husband, done all the decorating, made all the special treats they asked for. Just to be ignored and complained to when things aren't exactly how they expected #yaymotherhood
This shitty little girl is hilarious, even if she has gone through multiple outfits because she can poop up her back without even trying.
Not really ready for snow, these flurries in Madison are making my depression hit hard. I just need baby snuggles to lift my spirits
Nothing like having your aunt try to fight you because you said there is never a reason to scream at my 93 year old grandma. I comforted my gram when she started crying and my aunt came after me trying to fight. She is so lucky I am CPI trained, i wanted to punch her
When you argue so much with your landlord that he just gives you back all of your deposit because it is easier than arguing, I call that a WIN!
Spending the day with baby Z and the peanut. Peanut is not going to be happy about sharing my attention with Z, but I am going to enjoy being stuck at the house instead of running all over town to different parks. I love new borns!
Peanut turned 4 this past weekend and I swear if your kid skips the "terrible twos" you will he greeted with the "feisty fours". I got her some skates and pads, despite how adorable she is in her gear; the learning curve is rough
The big guy is trying to pretend to sleep when I told him I was leaving. Dude, it won't stop you from going in the kennel. You should stop trying to mark shit in the new house. Luckily I still love his dumb face
Happy birthday to whomever is having a birthday today, even if you dont want to hear it.
If you are struggling to just be okay with your body or mind, I hope this helps. I know there is someone who just needs to hear that they are enough. You are enough!
Got offered a teaching position at a private school! This will make buying a home much easier, we already got approved for 300k w/o me having a "real" job. This just makes it easier!!
Nanny tip: if you want to children to be bathed at night, dont send them home clean. Kid played in dirt all day, I wiped off before sending home, came back still just wiped down🤢🤬
Today is the day where I stopped loving my husband. He thinks I'm weak, so let's see how strong he is without me in his corner.
Holy hell this bed is so freaking noisy. I'm alone in it and yet it sounds as if there is a group getting it on in here.
Hot pocket roulette, someone dumped 4 different kinds into one box, could be pepperoni, cheesesteak, ham &cheese, or brocolli & cheese. Hoping they both aren't broccoli otherwise it will smell like farts in here
My level of anxiety is real today, mainly because every time I move my head the world starts spinning again. Feeling drunk all day and not a drop to drink, WTF!!!!
Wow also just realizing how TV allowed and encouraged sexual harassment and misconduct even in their scripts. Only on season 1 episode 3 and already one guy is making inappropriate remarks left and right towards women.

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