teejax @teejax

BURN IT DOWN, drops December 2020. Co-host of @BexarStage's Yes And Ask Me. Don't mess with a Mama Bexar. bexarstage.com San Antonio, TX Joined February 2009

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teejax @teejax

2 years ago

Why isn't there a reality show yet called, "FLINT: Fix the Water"?

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teejax @teejax

3 years ago

Y'ALL REMEMBER DVD CHAPTER TITLES??

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teejax @teejax

3 years ago

Kudos to @survivorcbs for actually having bandages the color of the players' skin! 😮 #Survivor44

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teejax @teejax

3 years ago

When he's a 10, but he got sucked into a board game for 26 years and now he's back with daddy issues.

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teejax @teejax

3 years ago

I don't know what it is about a sunburn that signals every white woman over 50yo to make an unsolicited comment on it, but there is clearly a directive.... 😒

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teejax @teejax

3 years ago

430amMe would like to thank 2DaysAgoMe for the leftover powdered mini donuts. ✌

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teejax @teejax

3 years ago

Temple, TX is a 2nd Amendment cesspool even a @bucees can't save.

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3 years ago

Excuse me, can you point me toward the Ladies' Silo??

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3 years ago

I just spent $100 on a fuckton of dollhouse stuff.

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teejax @teejax

3 years ago

Do you know how many times I've almost flashed the pizza guy? And do you know how many times I *have*?

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HeSaidSheSaid @WeSaidWeSaid

4 years ago

She said: It's a very long song. But it's a very short time to wedge a sofa into a phone booth, so.... It's all perspective, really.

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teejax @teejax

4 years ago

I *genuinely* just hesitated, fridge door open, trying to decide which block of cheese would best pair with my mango hard lemonade. World War 3 is rocking me. ✌😎

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teejax @teejax

4 years ago

This weighted blanket makes it 30lbs harder to get out of bed.

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Kevin Sciretta @kevinsciretta

4 years ago

Oh goddamnit it's the fucking Olympics. Son of a bitch.

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Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke

4 years ago

When I’m governor, we won’t have to worry every time the temperature drops.

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Brian Sutorius @bsuto

4 years ago

The bones/no bones dog but normal/angry tummy instead

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SteLyons @stelyons

4 years ago

Can you explain this gap in your resume? That's line spacing to help the document breathe.

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teejax @teejax

4 years ago

Thinking of you, today, @andrewjarecki.

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jon drake @DrakeGatsby

4 years ago

I’ll go to bed soon I just wanna read like 4 more things that make me furious

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Stevenson Waltien @waltien

4 years ago

Nephew today got a college acceptance e-mail and an alert about a Covid exposure WHILE IN A SCHOOL-WIDE LOCKDOWN because two guns were found in the building.