Mark Jones @telemark69
proud father, husband, free-heeler, road biker and Arsenal fan. Guildford, UK Joined March 2011-
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Watching Arsenal tonight reminds me of Unai Emery Arsenal! Toothless.
Just to be totally clear; VAR reviewed Bruno's assault on Jorginho & said that it was a forearm, not an elbow. That's irrelevant, so they've openly admitted that they saw violent conduct & decided not to act on it. Incompetence or corruption, you decide, but @FA_PGMOL must act.
Absolutely spot on about Mikel Arteta's post match comments....
I love this essay. It’s the advice no one says. You’re probably better off not following your dreams.
WE’VE DONE IT!!! 💥💥💥 Surrey reach the seemingly unimaginable target of 501 with 5 wickets to spare. This is the highest ever successful run-chase in Surrey’s history 🤩 What an unbelievable performance 🔥 🤎 | #SurreyCricket
Behold, proof that days can be made marvellous in 51 seconds. Good morning.
Frank Lampard's last 2️⃣0️⃣ games as a manager: Lost 2-1 ❌ Lost 2-0 ❌ Lost 1-0 ❌ Lost 2-0 ❌ Lost 2-1 ❌ Lost 3-1 ❌ Lost 4-1 ❌ Drew 1-1 ➖ Lost 2-1 ❌ Lost 3-0 ❌ Lost 4-1 ❌ Lost 2-0 ❌ Drew 0-0 ➖ Won 3-0 ✅ Lost 1-0 ❌ Lost 2-0 ❌ Lost 2-1 ❌ Lost 2-0 ❌ Lost 2-0 ❌ Lost…
Dame Edna infiltrates the Royal Box, so to speak. This is fabulous! God bless Barry Humphries x
Ben Foakes 103 off 95 balls and the best wicket keeper in the world. End of conversation.
Points since Gary Neville predicted Man Utd to finish above Arsenal Arsenal 15 A Villa 10 Man City 9 Newcastle 9 Brighton 8 Brentford8 Chelsea 7 Liverpool6 Bournemouth 6 Southampton5 Everton 5 Spurs 4 Leeds 4 W Ham 4 Wolves 4 Palace 3 Forest 2 Leicester 1 Man Utd 1 Fulham 0
Gabriel Jesus really scored five Premier League goals, had knee surgery, was out for four months and returned to score twice again before Richarlison has scored his first PL goal for Spurs 🇧🇷👀
In other news.
"Martin Keown never liked a CB coming in on trial. We were trying to wind Martin up saying Igor was unbelievable. Wenger was listening, didn’t realise what we were doing & bought him!" - Throwback to Ray Parlour hilarious story about Igors Stepanovs 😅
This is so Good 🤣🤣
Thierry was so spectacular. Grateful to have watched his Arsenal career in the stands. x.com/armzinnho/stat…
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5K Followers 604 Following support england & lancashire/thunder • #hergametoo | director of cricketIt’s now emerged that when campaigning Alan Bates ( played by Toby Jones in the current ITV drama) approached the Post Office minister for a meeting about the Horizon scandal he declined, saying it would serve “no useful purpose”. Today that politician is Sir Ed Davey, leader…
The whole Arteta disciplinary is genuinely brilliant & does show how different the FA treat certain managers and clubs. The fact an independent panel away from the FA found THEM to be in the wrong says all it needs to say. MA was proven to use language other managers have…
Full interview with the guys at @triggerpod out now: youtube.com/watch?v=DqzdnP…
Just to be totally clear; VAR reviewed Bruno's assault on Jorginho & said that it was a forearm, not an elbow. That's irrelevant, so they've openly admitted that they saw violent conduct & decided not to act on it. Incompetence or corruption, you decide, but @FA_PGMOL must act.
Absolutely spot on about Mikel Arteta's post match comments....
Yesterday was incredible! Cannot wait to make many more lifetime memories 🏏
Ben Foakes moves to his third county championship century of the summer. He is proving once again that he is a class act with the bat 👏🏏
RUN OUT!!!! Harrison is run out by Patel/Moriarty trying to get on strike. Notts require 4 from 1… 🤎 | #SurreyCricket
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I love this essay. It’s the advice no one says. You’re probably better off not following your dreams.
Below is my open letter to Sir Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer regarding the behaviour of his Shadow Minister Jess Phillips.
Will Jacks smashing five incredible sixes from five balls in the 11th over last night is the @JMFinnWealth 'Moment of the Match' 💥 🤎 | #SurreyCricket
WE’VE DONE IT!!! 💥💥💥 Surrey reach the seemingly unimaginable target of 501 with 5 wickets to spare. This is the highest ever successful run-chase in Surrey’s history 🤩 What an unbelievable performance 🔥 🤎 | #SurreyCricket
Behold, proof that days can be made marvellous in 51 seconds. Good morning.
@MenInBlazers they’ve really earned it through hard work facing adversity and against all odds said no one ever
Frank Lampard's last 2️⃣0️⃣ games as a manager: Lost 2-1 ❌ Lost 2-0 ❌ Lost 1-0 ❌ Lost 2-0 ❌ Lost 2-1 ❌ Lost 3-1 ❌ Lost 4-1 ❌ Drew 1-1 ➖ Lost 2-1 ❌ Lost 3-0 ❌ Lost 4-1 ❌ Lost 2-0 ❌ Drew 0-0 ➖ Won 3-0 ✅ Lost 1-0 ❌ Lost 2-0 ❌ Lost 2-1 ❌ Lost 2-0 ❌ Lost 2-0 ❌ Lost…
Dame Edna infiltrates the Royal Box, so to speak. This is fabulous! God bless Barry Humphries x
Ben Foakes 103 off 95 balls and the best wicket keeper in the world. End of conversation.
Another 30 + runs tomorrow will see us in a good place and really backing our bowlers to get the job done as the sun shines tomorrow and give us in a competitive edge, but it’s developing into an interesting opening match