Tess Gattuso @tessplease
find me at hellotessgattuso@gmail or doing something very cool outdoors tessgattuso.com Los Angeles, CA Joined May 2014-
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boobs are back, tess *chuckles, closes computer* boobs are BACK.
boobs are back, tess *chuckles, closes computer* boobs are BACK.
my bf has seen things things i never thought i'd let someone see and yet he stays
my heart goes out to all the women with employers making them be in content for international women's day
i'm in the photo on the right y'all!!! that is all that matters to me
the two definitions of trauma bonding
queer people yearn. straight people pine. i am not accepting follow-up questions
i listen to parenting podcasts and apply my learnings to people who annoy me
markets have been unstable because the invisible hand is busy spanking my ass over and over and over
should’ve quoted My Chemical Romance and called it a day imo
should’ve quoted My Chemical Romance and called it a day imo
true friends don't talk they exchange memes for weeks then out of the blue one calls the other crying
i went to my pal’s seder and as everyone sat down she was like “tess you’re the only bat mitzvah’d person here, lead the seder” and handed me the most conservative haggadah I’ve ever held. so our seder was simply four glasses of wine♥️
yes my apple watch ruins my outfits but if i don’t know my daily step count the fitness brigade will take me away
wow you're monogamous? ethical or unethical monogamous?
grabbing sunscreen, y'all need anything?
i wish billionaires didn't run platforms people rely on to surpass gatekeepers
goodbye checkmark verification and the arbitrary status bump that came with it hello "i have $7" verification and the mess that will follow
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@tessplease It’s easy to underestimate how immensely beautiful you are to the right person.
AAAAAAAAHHHHH NO WAY????? WHAT. 🙌🙌🙌🙌❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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New year new (legal) name
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The WGA and AMPTP have reached a tentative agreement. This was made possible by the enduring solidarity of WGA members and extraordinary support of our union siblings who stood with us for over 146 days. More details coming after contract language is finalized. #WGAStrike
I’m sorry but this strike has gone on too long. I’m done with this industry. Just sent “fuck you” emails to all my reps and every exec I’ve ever worked with and it felt amazing.
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