Benny Baked Ham @theSqurrl
@[email protected] Super-Mega Verified, I'm 98% sure I'm me. Pronounces: GIF as Jiff, JPG as JFeg C#/React Developer Logan, UT Joined November 2008-
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not warning you people that we’ll be dumpin your tea is like our whole thing
not warning you people that we’ll be dumpin your tea is like our whole thing
WOW. POTUS addresses the Justices "All due respect, justices. Women are not without electoral or political power. You're about to realize just how much." #SOTU
“Many of you in this chamber — and my predecessor — want to implement a nation wide ban on reproductive freedom: my god, what other rights would you take away?”
I am absolutely convinced that the purpose of the caucus system is solely to limit voter participation by making the process as inconvenient as possible.
So is Redbox just throwing in the towel? They haven't had any new titles in months, have removed half their boxes, and what little new inventory they had got mostly sold off. RIP?
Zend-eepio
🚨Yes, I Can't is finally available on Vinyl🚨 Yeap! The definitive version of YIC is finally available. Remastered, 2 bonus songs, gatefold cover, 3 variants. Thanks to @SAY10 for putting this out and letting me go nuts with it. say-10.com/store/devon-ka…
Read. This. Now. sltrib.com/opinion/commen…
A whole lot of hot takes: 1) A building being old isn’t reason enough for it to be historic. 2) Something historic should be significant for a large group of people. 3) Too many things claimed historic diminishes the value of all other really historic things. (Ever been to…
“When it comes to Utah students and education, we need school board leadership that is nonpartisan and is solely focused on doing what’s best for kids.”
@TroyWilliamsUT @NatalieJCline I can't imagine how any child would feel being accused, made fun of, etc, by being misgendered, BY F-ING ADULTS,. Such a shameful abuse of a position of trust and power, especially a position that should be encouraging students in school, not tearing them down.
Hey, @redbox , do y'all still do new releases at your boxes, or should I buy puts?
Paper towel dispensers use the word "emergency" very loosely.
When @ChrisGraue does too many secret menu modifications and holds up the line
When @ChrisGraue does too many secret menu modifications and holds up the line
christiana @Christiana93229
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Aurora Borshealis @aurorabrshealis
4K Followers 3K Following Obstinate, Headstrong Girl • Listens to people talk about their feelings for work & watches CSPAN for fun • Space nerd • Maternal Mental Health • GO UTES!
_SarJ_AJ3 @Aj3Sarj57798
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Esther 🍕🍕 @esther_12011
448 Followers 392 Following I'm just here to say what you dont want to hear ... but we both know its true. get over it.🇺🇸🇺🇸 I love flowers💐🌻🌼
Daysi Unger @daysi_ung
26 Followers 5K Following
Clearlight2424 @clearlight2424
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Onley David @DavidOnley85788
144 Followers 279 Following
Marlie Knight @knight_mar81100
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Marylin @marylin_glover_
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Pickvitamin Etsy @EtsyVitamin
408 Followers 5K Following offer vitamins and supplements https://t.co/Db3HockxLj https://t.co/mGJDPzEvAA https://t.co/VZiege798U https://t.co/z8nruZi5K4 https://t.co/l8buWOPKdH https://t.co/chsk3XXv9p https://t.co/4FP9SgnVfo
Adam Herbets, FOX 13 .. @AdamHerbets
15K Followers 8K Following ➤ The First Amendment is first for a reason ➤ Investigative Reporter, @FOX13 ➤ Edward R. Murrow Award winner ➤ 9x Emmy winner ➤ [email protected]
Financial support @financial48643
238 Followers 6K Following 🎉We Rise by Lifting others …………….. DM if you Need Financial Assistance , Cash App, Apple Pay, PayPal ,Zelle or Venmo 💯% legitimate 😍🥰🎉🎉🎉
Vinicius Machado @vinnygmachado
1K Followers 5K Following I’m just a 20-year-old autistic dude with a real knack for music and movies; very affable, amiable, and sociable.
Eli McCann @EliMcCann
46K Followers 2K Following Lawyer/Writer/America’s Grandma. Humor columnist for @sltrib. Creator of the Strangerville podcast. Humor essays here: https://t.co/vo8yEGMbJB
Jessica Walters @tweetjess09
736 Followers 2K Following Utah jazz fan, U of U graduate, Real and Byu sports fan, golf, love traveling, animals, ice cream, laughing! Cashapp $Iluvcokezero22 Millions M$luckyduck81
Charlize Theron @CharlizeTh27853
95 Followers 310 Following
LiLi @MaddieLoveley
478 Followers 3K Following Forget yesterday, the wound is yesterday, happiness is tomorrow, everything starts again
Jacob Hall @jacobjhall12
91 Followers 259 Following
Samantha @AleynaKara78043
18 Followers 201 Following
Ron @psychRN801
267 Followers 495 Following
Woof Family @wooffamily_
5K Followers 5K Following 🐶 Your furry family's best friend 💌 Kindly DM for credit or removal
UT Healthcare @UTDHC
2K Followers 4K Following healthcare has no political party -healthcare affects EVERYONE since most Americans don’t seem to understand that….
Sally He @sallyhe450
44 Followers 311 Following Like to listen song, walk , travel, ski, dive, eat, yoga, golf, play badminton; like to make friend and read book when i have a free time💚 📍Irvine
Jay Ponsonby-Britt �.. @jpwind801
287 Followers 868 Following 🏳️🌈 engineer | conceptual designer | actor | TV skeptic | photographer | space guru | law Familiar | 𝘗𝘪𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘮 𝘪𝘱𝘴𝘶𝘮 𝘭𝘰𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘵𝘶𝘳
Rowina @rowina228588
184 Followers 642 Following No pains,no gains,success belongs to the persevering.
On Tour Now @touringnow
399 Followers 526 Following #Concerts - #OnTourNow - #Concerts https://t.co/f0JCWvPQXo
scottymuse @scottymuse
330 Followers 2K Following Dabble in hardware, software, and music. I am also the former owner of a hockey rink. Mastodon: @[email protected]
Lin Yun Xi @Panta_ashok
120 Followers 1K Following Product Manager at Flextronics with extensive experience in electronic software products
Bill Gardiner @b_gardiner
2K Followers 3K Following Punk rock, Ska, Metal, #BillsMafia, Ally, BLM, USAF veteran, SEO, EVs, Star Wars, Marvel, DC. Tesla referral code https://t.co/4AMDWPbVL2 (get some free stuff)
Jimmy Rocks SKA @JimmyRocksSka
507 Followers 714 Following Ska, Memes #HeardleSka https://t.co/43LmmpmwTY Dial-A-Ska Hotline ☎️(862-420-0-SKA)🕴️🏁 alternate ego of @jimmyrocks
Bergie & The Magic Ba.. @bergiemagicbag
376 Followers 732 Following Pee your pants. Who’s gonna stop you?
Lisa RN @Lisagal82
257 Followers 611 Following
TheTiGuR 🇺🇦🏳.. @TheTiGuR
238 Followers 504 Following @[email protected] (he/him)(occasionally rawr) Husband, dad, dev, connoisseur of fine puns. Occasional troublemaker and rabble rouser. Opinions my own
Aurora Borshealis @aurorabrshealis
4K Followers 3K Following Obstinate, Headstrong Girl • Listens to people talk about their feelings for work & watches CSPAN for fun • Space nerd • Maternal Mental Health • GO UTES!
McKenna Johnson @kenna_ainjo
480 Followers 694 Following Writer + editor. Teacher. Feminist. Culturally Mormon. Fantasy and creative nonfiction. YA and MG. She/her. I like my family, human decency, and books.🐈🐈⬛📖
Amanda Bollinger @DrABBollinger
360 Followers 168 Following T & L Associate Administrator @jordandistrict • Utah School Board Candidate • Educator • Wife and Mother • https://t.co/7KuSYCmKMD
Caroline For Utah @carolineforutah
534 Followers 0 Following Ski Mountaineer, Activist, Candidate for U.S. Senate.
BAD OPERATION @BAD_OPERATION_
2K Followers 269 Following NEW TONE from NEW ORLEANS. 🧨🌊🏁 Wavebreaker no. 4 w/ Joe Gittleman out 6-16-23 on @badtimerec // booking: [email protected]
Adam Herbets, FOX 13 .. @AdamHerbets
15K Followers 8K Following ➤ The First Amendment is first for a reason ➤ Investigative Reporter, @FOX13 ➤ Edward R. Murrow Award winner ➤ 9x Emmy winner ➤ [email protected]
teanyheals @teanyheals
484 Followers 175 Following Traditional ASMRtist, hobby hobbyist, and resident weirdo. ❤️ Business email: [email protected]
Alyssa Jensen @PyrrhicWriter
36 Followers 73 Following “Tranquil as a forest, but on fire within.” l BYU Class of 2019, aspiring author | 🏳️🌈
After Midnight @midnight
404K Followers 4 Following follow us literally anywhere else. weeknights after Colbert
ontheupbeatska @ontheupbeatska
1K Followers 359 Following We are a ska music podcast. Subscribe wherever you listen to podcasts. Most tweets by Matt because Adam and Gary don’t have time for this silliness
Devon Kay & the Solut.. @DevonKSolutions
807 Followers 209 Following Official Twitter Home of the World's Greatest Band Chicago's Greatest Export, Always Playing Shows Booking: [email protected]
Linus Tech Tips @LinusTech
1.8M Followers 349 Following The official Twitter of the Linus Tech Tips and Techquickie YouTube channels. https://t.co/HS5VbvfvTW // https://t.co/XF9yGyRnUA // https://t.co/WknsV27wdD
Homer Hickam @realhomerhickam
15K Followers 1K Following Author, RocketBoys/OctoberSky & many others. Also worked for NASA, VN Vet, dino hunter, scuba instructor, & SpaceCampUSA board. All opinions entirely my own.
Skylar West @SWesterdahl
3K Followers 88 Following UU Dermatology Resident. OHEIDI Diversity Fellow at UU SOM. Opinions are my own, because my employer has better opinions than that.
Starlink @Starlink
541K Followers 21 Following Internet from space for humans on Earth. Engineered by @SpaceX
Amy Gabba @AmyGabba
19 Followers 8 Following
Costco @Costco
76K Followers 0 Following Hi Costco members. Our Twitter account is currently inactive. Stay in touch with us via Facebook, Instagram and Pinterest.
9th & 9th Whale @9thand9thwhale
4K Followers 427 Following I am The Whale in Salt Lake City’s 9th and 9th neighborhood. You are beautiful and make this world brighter. Be you! 🐋🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️❤️🫶 (not original artist)
The Sinisters @thesinisters
45 Followers 41 Following Chris Farnworth - Bass | Julian Percival - Guitar | Jeff Carbine - Drums Clark Holzworth - Trumpet | Grant Miller - Trombone
The Pomps @ThePompsBand
384 Followers 60 Following A 4 piece post-ska (?) group from Greater Boston feat. members of the Pomps [email protected]
Jen Dailey-Provost @jenforutah
3K Followers 643 Following UTHouseRep with the honor of serving HD22. Mom of 3 wonderful humans, wife, PhD candidate, actual professional public health researcher, runner, knitter
Brie Larson @brielarson
3.0M Followers 199 Following Actor / Mushroom Forager / SCUBA Certified Diver / Scientific American Subscriber / Dog Mom / Captain Marvel / Generally Stoked
STRAY @HKdevblog
57K Followers 6 Following STRAY is a cat adventure video game, developed by BlueTwelve Studio. https://t.co/ApHbutgZuB
Zac Bowling 🥑 @zbowling
6K Followers 2K Following TikToker/YouTuber | @CA_Dem Party Delegate (ADEM) | @yimbyeastbay Lead | Former @CADClub Pres | Eng @Modular_AI | ex-Google
Hogwarts Legacy @HogwartsLegacy
495K Followers 4 Following Out now on all platforms ESRB Rating: TEEN with Fantasy Violence, Blood, Mild Language, Use of Alcohol
Hogwarts Legacy News @HogwartsLegacy_
18K Followers 5 Following #HogwartsLegacy is available now on PS4, PS5, Xbox One, Series X|S PC, and Nintendo Switch. Not affiliated with @AvalancheWB
The Beehive @theBeehiveSLC
23 Followers 3 Following The Beehive is a performance and live event venue, open any night an event is scheduled. We mostly do shows, sometimes we do other stuff.
Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds
21.5M Followers 2K Following owner: @aviationgin - @MintMobile - @maximumeffort - @Wrexham_AFC
ElonJet Delayed @ElonJetNextDay
33K Followers 40 Following ElonJet but the delayed version by at least 24 hours. By @Jxck_Sweeney Contact [email protected].
Department of Reclama.. @DepartmentofRe2
16 Followers 7 Following We develop and protect water resources at the expense of the environment and social welfare of select western communities.
Sunbirdapp @sunbirdapp
6K Followers 692 Following Blue bubbles on your Android. Unify messaging for iMessage, SMS/MMS, WhatsApp, FB Messenger & more! Safe & secure. Join the waitlist. #herecomesthesun
CitricAcid @CitricAcidx
3K Followers 224 Following Twitch Partner | Variety Broadcaster | Retro Enthusiast
Boom Supersonic @boomaero
499K Followers 2K Following Building the world's fastest airliner, Overture — optimized for speed, safety, and sustainability.
Alan Wessman @AlanWessman
2K Followers 1K Following Contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer. 2024 Utah County Commission candidate for the @UnitedUtahParty.
HunnerWoof @HunnerWoof
412 Followers 881 Following
Linus LinusMediaGroup @linusgsebastian
600K Followers 69 Following Father of children, maker of YouTube videos, player of badminton, Canadian. Yes I play FAF.
The Littlest Man Band.. @LittlestBand
570 Followers 5 Following The Littlest Man Band - Orange County, CA Tour Dates: https://t.co/SZD8r0ox5o
Robert Gehrke @RobertGehrke
27K Followers 4K Following Journalist for @sltrib. My tweets reflect my views, not those of my employer.
Strange Parts @strangepartscom
50K Followers 337 Following Adventures from the technological fringe. Join my newsletter to receive wonderful tidbits I find along my journey - https://t.co/94gknrtkbc
🕹️ Joystick 🕹.. @Joystick504ska
1K Followers 218 Following ⚜️ NOLA ska/punk brought to you by @BadTimeRec & @StompRecords | secretly a Long John Silver’s fan account | tweets by a saxophone player
@EliMcCann he now has the chance to do the funniest thing ever...
@EliMcCann It’s outrageous how much I would like to hear Skylar’s play by play
@rachelguz More likely, Skylar will get to them. And they need it.
My sister asked us if we wanted her to get us tickets for a Mormon temple open house tonight and I told her we weren't interested and apparently I was only supposed to speak for myself because my atheist-since-birth husband is now going to the temple open house with them.
"You cyclists screw up all the streets!" the warrior yelled from his gleaming chariot. His fury burned at the thin men in lycra. How feminine they looked in their tight clothing and head protection!
@Wall2WallPhoto When the contradictory opinion is “you deserve to be run over,” i don’t know how to play.
uh oh, the nut jobs who feel threatened by people on seven pounds of aluminum have found my tweets
when i come across it again, i will definitely post it
Doing the "I know have that cable somewhere" dance where I look everywhere for a 1/2 hour and give up and order another one. Only to find it original I was looking for 10 min later.
I am so grateful and feel so lucky that I get to write a regular humor column for @sltrib. But I especially feel fortunate that I could share this story that was really meaningful for my family. sltrib.com/religion/2024/…
It has been 11,000 days since the last StarTropics game... @NintendoAmerica
Hey friends. I want to jump in and clarify for those struggling. "I'll rip your head off and spit down your throat" is #AngerIssuesInAQuoteUnquoteTruck and not #disagreeBetter. Hope that helps. #utpol
@AriWRees My dad was killed by a driver while cycling so yeah, when I hear idiots glorifying this stuff, I take personal offense too.
When I was 18, I had a man in a big truck nearly blast through a yield and run me over and then proceed to pull up next to me when I was on my bike and scream at me about how he had the right of way. It’s the most unsafe I’ve ever felt on the road. That shit isn’t funny.
@iamdarlenemcd Let's protect the children by...uh...harming(or worse) the children? That's.... a take
i love the part in the Bible where Jesus has a psychotic break and screams homophobic slurs because the neighbor boy doesn't think his cybertruck is cool
@melonakos @jaredadairbell @Manhattva bible.knowing-jesus.com/topics/Pharise… Here's 77 verses of Jesus rebuking fools and hypocrites, calling them names and embarrassing them in public. Be more like Jesus, less like the actors.
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