Brendan O'Connell @the_beeeej
New Web Series “Beej Street” out now!! https://t.co/qcuGni3KDm Los Angeles, CA Joined December 2013-
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Bruce comes closer to kissing Little Stevie than he does to Patty every night and I fucking love it haha. #BobbyJean
My house throws a party. “Hell yeah, we’re awesome and it’s the weekend. Go team.” House next door throws a party when I’m trying to watch a movie. “Where the hell do they get the nerve?”
*Sees Barbie* *Goes home to learn how to play ‘Push’ by Matchbox 20* *Says, “Oh, thank God- it’s not a difficult song to play.”* *Roommates say, “Oh, thank God- we’re out of town while Beej learns how to play this song.”*
My whole life right now is ordering Indian food and waiting for Oppenheimer. It’s pretty good.
What y’all called being “canceled” is actually people “finding out” after they intentionally choose to “fuck around.”
No one: Beej (to @springsteen): “Do IIIIIIII love you?! Indeed, I do!!”
The greatest trick the devil ever played was taking the yolks out of six hard boiled eggs, mixing them with mustard and paprika, and spooning the mixture back in
By age 30, you should be able to pick up on topical Twitter bits and offer your own half assed contribution to the feed that will get 1-3 likes.
“Do you want to add-“ “Yes, I want to add the Naan.” “We have butter, we have garlic-“ “Yes.”
“Hey, did you hear Kevin Hart and Dwayne Johnson are in a new movie together?” -Anyone at anytime circa 2016-Present.
So happy for @JohnWall! Can’t wait to see you play in LA this season.
Show a little faith, there’s magic in the night. She ain’t a 10, but hey she’s alright…
We should talk more about how Steph Curry and Steve Kerr have really similar names..
Definitely not happy the Caps lost- they definitely should have won at least one of the past three games. But, shoot. They showed fight, they showed heart. They played the whole series without one of their best players. Sign a goalie this summer and run it back. #ALLCAPS
Why stop at two Wicked movies? Give the people Wicked: Tokyo Drift like we’ve always wanted.
Right about now- the funk soul brother- Check it out now, the funk soul brother.
All those letters in Mike Krzyzewski and there’s still room for one more L.
Mary🚁 @maulidar_mj
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Anne @Anne16812
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Jones·Susan @Wendy_Jones5
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Lauren Nerrisa @LaurenNerrisa
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Moonlight @sally1243_s
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Thomas Kennerly @ThomasKennerly1
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Linda Mac @Lindamac382Mac
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Summer Walker @SummerWonline
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Gillian Kemmerer @gilliankemmerer
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Romen Borsellino @RomenBorsellino
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Mike O’Connell @MikeOC_Derwood
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Rob Niemann @NiemannRob
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Shanerbaner @ShaneOLoughlin
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Joey Schaefer @jb_schaefer
253 Followers 582 Following Enjoys writing in leather-bound journals, Boiler Room sets and cooking • Currently: @AppleTV + @AppleFilms Formerly: @GSP + @NatGeo + @Discovery
graham brown @gramlit
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Carol Ann DeMarco @CarolAnnDeMarco
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CARE Actor @CareActorKids
205 Followers 406 Following Awakening creativity in kids ages 2-15 through theater arts education. Building confidence, courage, and character in our classes & camps one act at a time!
Hillary Templeton @HillTempleton
534 Followers 581 Following She/Her. I still like Newsies and all things Broadway. I also use this account to scream into the void about the Washington Capitals and The Bachelor.
Patrick Hoover @Hooverlaw
564 Followers 360 Following Attorney to Kids and Families • Juvenile and Criminal Law • Regular and Special Education Law • Licensed MD/DC https://t.co/y4bxi5byif
JRR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh
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Del @Foremiddle
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Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy
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no context sitcoms �.. @oocsitcoms
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Stephanie Rosendorf D.. @srosendorf1014
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George Benson @MrGeorgeBenson
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Talk Nats @TalkNats
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Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_
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I think you should le.. @ITYSL
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Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000
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Scott Van Pelt @notthefakeSVP
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George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace
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The Sopranos Guy™ @uncle_june
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Romen Borsellino @RomenBorsellino
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Investigators have released a computer generated image of a man they would like to identify in connection with a burglary in Tunbridge Wells. kent.police.uk/news/kent/late…
Thank you will never be enough. 💙
you wouldnt last one minute in the asylum where they raised me
Easy
he’s so close to getting it
For those that don’t get drafted Fuck ‘em all You’ll have to work harder, you won’t get extra lives like the draft picks do, nor will you get the attention like they get But if you are who you think you are, none of that will matter Put your head down & find a way…
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The McCaffrey house last night ... (via @oliviaculpo)
Closing out the night 💯 @mccaffrey_luke | #RaiseHail
"three tickets to Challengers, please"
We need more movies and TV shows about complete fucking idiots.
Me at McDonald’s, age 4
The Nuggets are just on another level.
I’m so thrilled and excited to welcome Jayden Daniels to the Commanders family! I’m looking forward to all the wins we will celebrate this season and years to come with you as our leader. I know you’ll lead our franchise not only as our quarterback, but also in the locker room…
That Kid’s coming to Washington @JayD__5 | #RaiseHail
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