Deborah Tarica @InstantDeborah
Things I like: My dogs, writing, everyone else's dogs, teaching and performing at UCB and pizza. Things I don't like: Eggplant, incomplete sentences and tinyurl.com/y28ms7k2 L.A. Joined September 2010-
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Very excited for @FernieCommaAlex, my favorite casual acquaintance! deadline.com/2024/04/june-d…
Katie Britt looked like she was talking to directly into the soul of her Stanley Cup.
Wow wow wow. Just realized that if you convert each letter of Taylor Swift's name into its numerical equivalent, add it to Travis Kelce's number, multiply by this Super Bowl's roman numeral and divide it by SF's team, it will predict who is going to win in the 2024 election!
This is tonight!!! THERE WILL BE PIE!!! elysiantheater.com/shows/feast
This is tonight!!! THERE WILL BE PIE!!! elysiantheater.com/shows/feast
2023 can go fuck itself.
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This is my favorite favorite favorite show of the year! It's one week from today! There will be pie!
This is my favorite favorite favorite show of the year! It's one week from today! There will be pie!
Next week! For the 17th year in a row, it's time. Time... for the THANKSGIVING FEAST SHOW! Ditch your real messy family and join our fictional one for an entirely improvised holiday meal! Look at this stackwd cast! Grab tickets now: elysiantheater.com/shows/feast
My sister started a much-needed nonprofit called the Family Caregiver Center of New Mexico. It's a small but mighty organization solely focused on helping those who take care of others. If you are able to help out, donations would be greatly appreciated! familycaregivernm.org
In honor of Spooky Season, @FernieCommaAlex and I obviously chose to talk about Easter!
In honor of Spooky Season, @FernieCommaAlex and I obviously chose to talk about Easter!
Halloween season is finally upon us! Joke's on you, I've been celebrating Christmas 2025 since last Easter.
Bear with me… He buys Twitter Changes Twitter to X X is shorthand for strike 🎳 He’s actually pro union The long con finally shows itself He’s actually a mad genius. 🤯
5 years ago, at the same time our kid was being born, the police were shooting into a Trader Joe’s a block from our house, murdering a woman named Mely Corado. We never met her, but think of her all the time. The LAPD took her, but we’ll never stop saying her name. #melyforever
You know that feeling when you walk through a spiderweb and then are so relieved that there’s nothing there but then a few minutes later you’re like what the fuck is that crawling on my neck? Yeah. Worst thing that’s happened to me all year.
Deadline just dropped that The Entity is now repped by CAA.
And they say that hell doesn't exist.
I miss the good ol' days when James Bond could slap a woman, fuck her, joke about it with her dad and get a round of golf in, all before lunch.
Alex Fernie @FernieCommaAlex
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992K Followers 5 Following learn your history!✊🏿 || IG; https://t.co/AC9LLjusJd || Support us on https://t.co/HHs3SgCItNBroke the streak. For the first time in years, I did not get sunburned at the puppet festival.
Thinking about the time long ago that a Ralph's employee died and they offered an In Memoriam hot chocolate for $1.
One week from tonight! Convoy Pops Up with Betsy Sodaro, Tony Rodriguez, Victoria Longwell, Mark Rennie, Chase McCown, Michael Lucid, Conner Shin & more! Sunday 4/21, 9pm. Tix: eventbrite.com/e/convoy-pops-…
There are MULTIPLE baskets from local weed dispensaries that were donated for my kid's elementary school fundraiser auction.
At this point, when a show puts all its episodes out at once I’m significantly less likely to ever watch it. It inexplicably stresses me out. Just give me one a week and I can handle it. Ten at once? So, I’m a broken man now. Can’t handle it.
Feel like todays the sort of newsday where we’re gonna get a deluge of the hackiest jokes you’ve ever heard and then 2 or 3 true all-timers.
“The Antichrist” is such an amazingly funny idea. “So we got Jesus Christ. Everyone loves the Christ, a huge hit. But he needs an enemy, a nemesis, a bad guy. Like Christ, but totally opposite. What should we call this guy? And yes, we WILL be using the first idea pitched.”
Waited until the day of the eclipse to buy eclipse glasses, cuz I’m a thrill seeker.
I think we're gonna get some really unhinged, anti-horniness in movies discourse when Challengers comes out. It's got the potential to trigger some high quality "movie viewers can't consent to sex scenes" type TikTok content.
Spent a good chunk of today playing this with a 5 year old & a 43 year old. Magical kitties Candle & Lady Magnolia Chatterbolt heroically defeated Drusilla Sweetfang, the sweets vampire who had been draining all of the town’s sweet tastes, by squirting lemon juice in her eyes.
Men under 45: did you know you can get the HPV vaccine and avoid giving your sexual partners cancer? Women under 45 can get it too and avoid getting cancer (that cancer anyway). But let’s not put it all on women?
Easily one of the funniest tweets I've ever seen. "And I generally find Holocaust films to be excellent" will be rattling around in my brain for the rest of my life.
I regret to inform you that, one week after my doctor telling me I "definitely" have Celiac disease and not eating any bread and pasta, I feel better to an incredible degree. It's really infuriating.
Just got off the phone with a doctor who a: told me I have Celiac disease and b: had very similar speech patterns to Snagglepuss. Still processing both.