Chris Markowski @thebigmarkowski
New Jersey Joined January 2010-
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Anyone else waiting for Ellie Goulding to fall over the drum set, stick her fingers under her armpits, smell them and yell "Superstar?"
The first reason I had such a great day today.
The roofers keep hammering the first part of "shave and a haircut." I feel Roger Rabbit's pain...
Allie passed drivers test. Has car. Stranded. Happy Birthday!
Chris Markowski retweeted
eskimos have 100 different words for 'snow' while Americans have 100 different ways to spell 'Caitlin'
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When McCarver is rambling, Fox should consider playing orchestra music like ABC does during long Oscar speeches to hurry him up.
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Why isn't "Kim and Kanye are gonna make awesome parents!" trending?
All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring. -Chuck Palahniuk
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The "pill" turns 50. What a world. Only birth control we had was terrible dental hygeine
3 presentations today. Attendees: 125/50/50. Empathy for bands who have to play in front of 6 drunks. Tough to keep the energy up!
I know I'm old, but the state of "hip hop" is just atrocious. Give me P.E. circa 1990 any day...
OK, that's the last straw. I need to get a new vehicle. Can you say "Swagger Wagon?"
The smell of burnt JiffyPop is a force to be reckoned with...
My crystal ball is showing naps in the very near future...
On the plane for in/out Chicago trip. Woop woop!
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