¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @thenorcalpaint
i can help cure crazy animals but i can’t fix stupid people sf bay area | she/her Joined July 2017-
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My mom needs an award, at work she dropped off a whole pasta dish, salad mix, garlic breadsticks, and our favorite dessert (brookie) for me and my boyfriend. I feel so relieved not only do i not have to make dinner, that this is free and my mom spent all that time making it 🥹
one thing after working in vet med i will never be able to shake is how way too much of the general population is just totally chill with flea infestations either on their animal or in their house. i would cry and puke if i ever found an infestation of fleas on either
whenever i roll up she recognizes my car instantly 🥰
The cyber truck is so embarrassingly ugly and stupid looking, and i’m unfortunate enough to live in Tesla Land where i see one at least once a day
I love the heck out of my crosstrek, she only has 60k miles and is a ‘21, but of course I have to have another car with a slipping CVT issue, just like my previous ford 🥲 I am praying something can be fixed under warranty
For anyone who left vet med, if you wanna chat about what you went to afterwards, please hit me up 😅 I’m so heartbroken. I’ve made up my mind but this just sucks so bad. I know a little about what I want to go into, but I do have time to make up my mind.
update: the safety clip was put to the test and it very much works!!!! anyways now i gotta buy two more considering that didn’t even last a month 💀
update: the safety clip was put to the test and it very much works!!!! anyways now i gotta buy two more considering that didn’t even last a month 💀
Anyone want to see how fucking thin my horse’s soles are? Well here you go. Big yikes 🥴
she tha best 🥰
my horse didn’t commit any crimes w the farrier today, s/o delilah for being a good bean
My new custom rope halter safety hook + setup is 🤌
Too many people who shit on people who have dogs in an apartment are totally fine letting dogs sit in a backyard, under-stimulated as fuck all day. “Room” to roam doesn’t mean it’s fulfilling enrichment.
horseware enthusiast @HorsesAreBetter
9K Followers 276 Following horse twitter’s horseware ireland and duck expert. vet tech student. she/her, 27 ~ check for ticks!!
Austin. @theirnewstart
2K Followers 500 Following she/her. equine hospital assistant & social media manager. chestnut TWH collector. mother of goats. equine genetic freak. red state blueneck.
ew jaden @restingmareface
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j$🌵 @WP_Problem
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Gale “Nippy” Gayl.. @jaime4evah
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🐾 𝕂𝕒𝕚𝕥.. @knsequine
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Max 👉🏻🤠👉�.. @longfacefriends
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rope twirling pony pa.. @emequsss
771 Followers 737 Following my career choices are help horses and write stories and it's going well thanks for asking
where the hell have u.. @barnbitcheq
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Mare Fan Account @BigMareEnerG
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Chelsea Liz @ChelseaLizzz
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Liz Stelow (DVM, DACV.. @PetDoctorMom
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horseware enthusiast @HorsesAreBetter
9K Followers 276 Following horse twitter’s horseware ireland and duck expert. vet tech student. she/her, 27 ~ check for ticks!!
Austin. @theirnewstart
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ew jaden @restingmareface
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♐︎ @equestribean
4K Followers 514 Following 3L, ex horse girl, sagittarius, all that, a bag of chips, etc etc
j$🌵 @WP_Problem
8K Followers 876 Following Just trying to survive life as a young industry professional • Breeder • Judge • Trainer • 25x World/Res World Champion ✨
struggling equestrian @StruggleBusEq
7K Followers 231 Following minnesota girl. i ride horses and the struggle bus on a regular basis. sometimes simultaneously.
Gale “Nippy” Gayl.. @jaime4evah
442 Followers 872 Following Three time Twitter ban champion. cat owner. dog owner. horse admirer.
🐾 𝕂𝕒𝕚𝕥.. @knsequine
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🇵🇸Sarcasm in Sp.. @punsandponies
3K Followers 488 Following all you have is your fire, and the place you need to reach • she/her Free Palestine
BarnManagerProbs @BarnMngerProbs
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Hattie Likes Horses @SMSObsessed
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Pumpkin Spicy Pony Wr.. @equestripon
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Max 👉🏻🤠👉�.. @longfacefriends
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ツ Hunterprobss @HunterProbss
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rope twirling pony pa.. @emequsss
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Marcia Cripps @marciac95_
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ya jackwagon @Nelson2Jackie
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Liz Stelow (DVM, DACV.. @PetDoctorMom
638 Followers 814 Following I am a Board-certified veterinary behaviorist at the UC-Davis vet school. #VoteBlue. NO "how u?" DMs! Editor of: Handbook of Clinical Feline Behavior Medicine
elveetee.bsky.social @hayleybbear
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brooke, but in grad s.. @bigggggyikes
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"your cat will eat you when you die" yeah but he shows infinite grace by making no attempt in the meantime. leave him alone
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
Every once in a while there is someone who does a meme format so well that we have to retire the meme in their honor
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
I was homeless once in California after my narcissistic mother kicked me out, then twice when I’d moved across the country and had no fallback. People who judge the unhoused backtrack real quick when I talk about it bc I don’t look like “that type”.
If you ever had a “move back in with your parents” stage, you have no business judging homeless people. The only difference between you and them is you were privileged enough to have a fallback.
I can’t imagine not liking any of my horse’s care team like the way I just bullshit with Sahara’s farrier and bodyworker it’s so much fun??
I feel bad for that woman whose cat had a bad anesthetic event but “getting the bitch fired” is extreme. Anesthesia has risks. It doesn’t mean anybody fucked up or did anything wrong.
People when the byb dog they bought has constant health and behavioral issues
@bowbeforebrooke this sport can be so elitist/classist sometimes 😐
@thenorcalpaint What a good girl! My mare also has thin soles and we swapped her to wide web aluminums in front and she goes great in them.
Just wrote a whole 5 page paper judging GutX 😂 I love my life.
I THINK GutX is sowing doubt about treating ulcers with omeprazole. In GutX's product description, they reference a paper saying omeprazole "irreversibly impairs proton pumps."
Sykes (2015) paper on equine ulcers referenced Fellenius's (1981) human paper, which ACTUALLY said that benzimidazol derivatives (omeprazole) have a "highly selective clinical means of suppressing the acid secretory process."
I THINK GutX is sowing doubt about treating ulcers with omeprazole. In GutX's product description, they reference a paper saying omeprazole "irreversibly impairs proton pumps."
@HunterProbss GUT X is the biggest scam in the Equine Industry. I do have to commend their marketing department though. They are ruthless.
Love when the girl who thinks dairy cows are animal abuse is a big fan of matted doodles, laughs at obese brachycephalics, and thinks it’s funny when her dog eats foreign bodies
Going to the ER with Trudy bc she went from eating slowly to refusing treats & only eating half her meals 🥲
Ironically we drove by a Dutch Bros in New Mexico even though I never saw one all the times I was in Cali and immediately thought of @thenorcalpaint
Will always be an adamant tie down hater. It’s a cheap excuse for poor training and conditioning. Love that a roping publication recommends a tie down as a first step before buying a harsher noseband. Maybe just… put in the work?
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