The Novelizers @thenovelizers
Classic films, novelized by top comedy writers and narrated by your favorite actors & comedians, plus improv interviews! linktr.ee/thenovelizers Dayton, Ohio Joined April 2023-
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The 4th chapter of the novelized Matrix is upon us, and none other than Mr. Tom @scharpling—of @bestshow4life—is here to give it. Reinterpreted by the wondrously strange mind of Uncle Grandpa’s @kelsyabbott, this episode brings Neo into the bright white horror of the Agency.
Chapter 3: A Glitch in the Matrix Novelized by @JoshLieb9 Narrated by @matthewmercer
Workday Podcast Listening: @WHMPodcast Terminal Velocity @thenovelizers : The Matrix #1 – Rob Delany #2 – David Javerbaum #3 – Matt Mercer @WonderyMedia The Rewatcher “The Yoko Factor” @JoinNerdParty Houselights: Barbie @wholesomeaddict Room Service Thanks 🤠
Also to note, my read of this chapter was a cold read, and HO BOY did it catch me off guard! Hahahaha
Also to note, my read of this chapter was a cold read, and HO BOY did it catch me off guard! Hahahaha
Wow! Matthew Mercer (of the immensely popular @critical_role) really knows how to deliver a vocal performance, huh? Just listen as he reads a brilliant time-bending take on the Matrix, provided by #whatwedointheshadows’s Josh Lieb.
Wait... Is this right? Did we really get @matthewmercer of the @CriticalRole podcast to narrate the third chapter of The Matrix, written by #whatwedointheshadows /#siliconvalley writer Josh Lieb?? Or is this some sort of glamour spell? beacons.ai/thenovelizers
Laura is a comic genius who’s written for even more than these things. Check out this hilarious new episode.
Laura is a comic genius who’s written for even more than these things. Check out this hilarious new episode.
Laura Krafft is one of those comedians whose work you know even if you don't know that you know it. She's written for 'The Colbert Report' and she's currently putting funny words into the animated mouths of Jon Hamm and Rachel Dratch on Fox's 'Grimsburg.'
On this week's episode, Matrix intimacy curator Laura Krafft helps Novelizers intern/co-host @sonofhiphop wrap his head around what the Matrix even is.
The Matrix Chapter 2: The Adventure Almost Begins Novelized & Narrated by David Javerbaum (@TheTweetOfGod) #podcastthreads #comedy #comedypodcast #podcast #movies #movie #moviepodcast #film #filmpodcast #novelization #scifi #scifimovies #sciencefiction #sciencefictionpodcast
David Javerbaum (aka @TheTweetOfGod) pulls double duty this week as both novelizer and narrator for the second chapter of The Matrix, 'The Adventure Almost Begins.’ podfollow.com/novelizers
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@matthewmercer and @JoshLieb9 absolutely killed their chapter of The Matrix, reimagining Neo as the victim of a Groundhogs Day-style time loop. So much fun! You have to hear it to truly appreciate it. podfollow.com/novelizers
If you’ve never seen ALL THAT JAZZ, see ALL THAT JAZZ. Because holy shit.
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@GrammarGamer35 @thenovelizers @matthewmercer @CriticalRole he narrated 1 audiobook afaik The Punch Escrow by Tal M. Klein. the genre is sci-fi and the story is okay, but the important thing is it's almost 9 hours of Matt's narration so it's very much worth the price.
Also to note, my read of this chapter was a cold read, and HO BOY did it catch me off guard! Hahahaha
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After I read a book written in third-person present tense
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@realnorireed i mean this just isn’t true?? the holdovers and american fiction are two of the most emotional and beautiful films i’ve seen